Things not to tell your boss (2)

[Utah Knight]

Lets make the workplace a better place he are the steps i have in mind


1) order us pizza
2)give us a pay raise
3)let us have a nap time
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finally you leave never to return

 

[thecarlyjean]

I am the president of the procrastination club. I also have the record for never doing anything. OH yeah did I mention thanks for actually hiring me? You're the first place to do that.

 

[Utah Knight]

I will never join the dark side

 

[Just4Jesus]

You look about as pregnant as my wife!

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[Giant]

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!



But then again, I guess when they mistook your butt for your head that was a problem...

 

[Galatians51]

Did you eat a brain tumour for breakfast?

 

[Giant]

^

 

[Giant]

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

 

[Galatians51]

When you go to the mindreader, do you get half price?

 

[Giant]

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission at the freak show!

 

[Galatians51]

And which of the seven dwarfs are you?

 

[Giant]

Which of the 7 dwarf shemales are you

 

[Galatians51]

Not all bosses are annoying. Some are dead.

 

[Giant]

Not all annoying bosses are dead......YET!!!

 

[cygnusx1]

Do you wax or shave your top ?

 

[country woman]

I won the PNE prize home

 

[Ruth~]

Give me a raise, right now!!

 

[Ruth~]

Let me have a 4 hour work day.

 

[Ruth~]

I will wear my sweats if I want to.

 

[Ruth~]

Get your own tea and coffee and lunch.