Things not to tell your boss (2)

[Daisysqueaks]

while you were out I took the liberty to rearrange all the files in your office....*[in a sing-songy way] let's just say they aren't in alphabetical order any more!

 

[Just4Jesus]

Did you see the new hair club for men commercial?
It's calling your name

 

[Giant]

Everything about you just makes me want to smack you one in the head

 

[Just4Jesus]

Everything about you just makes me want to smack you one in the head

 

[brinny]

I'm working overtime for FREE today cuz yer suuuuch a super duper boss. SIKE!

 

[cygnusx1]

Everything about you just makes me want to smack you one in the head

i'll try that at work sometime .......

 

[Utah Knight]

I just made reservations for you








































at the insane asylum

 

[cygnusx1]

do you want a slap ........ slap head !

 

[Utah Knight]

you know what the light reflecting off your head is killing my eyes so i'm goin home weather you like it or not

 

[cygnusx1]

I haven't done a stroke for 6 Months ......... but neither have you!

 

[Giant]

Im not sure what it is that makes you so repulsively stupid....but whatever it is - it really works well

 

[Galatians51]

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

 

[Just4Jesus]

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND A PIT BULL, IS LIPSTICK!!!!!!! ​

 

[Nautica]

This is just paying the bills Mr..when my agent calls I'm so out of here...

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Which part of "SHUT-UP" don't you understand?????

 

[Nautica]

why don't you go take a break...I'm tired of looking at ya

 

[thecarlyjean]

i hear little voices in my head saying, "I'm the little voice in your head," "NO I'm the little voice in your head," "I'm Sparitcus," "im the little voice in your head," "no i am!"

 

[Utah Knight]

you should recieve a reward for being the uglyest, dumbest , and most worthless person in the world

 

[georgie2319]

(over the phone) Im not comming into day because i just dont feel like it and i think the pay stinks and am worth more then what im getting of you. when you wanna pay me a bit more then ill come in. And i know u want me as im a good worker so u will do it ( lol)

 

[Scandia]

Let's pretend you're fun to work for today!