Things not to tell your boss (2)

[Daisysqueaks]

Boss:Where are those reports that I told you to take home to finish?

Employee:*Looks at boss and shrugs. "The Dog ate 'em."

 

[country woman]

I quit

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Can I have Friday off from now on? I always just hang around online anyway, so I though I could just have that day off.

 

[wunnerful]

oh yeah i done this plenty o' times

 

[brinny]

The CEO is on his way....by the way I forgot to tell you about that meeting with an important client yesterday....

 

[goldenviolet]

your wife was on the phone; i told her you han't been in today

 

[TheSensitive1]

Sorry that I am 6 hours late............................. I had make sure that I had a lunch packed for my little stuffed animal. Had to sing to them and then NewLights stuffed animal has to go to the dr. to get a check up. Then I broke a nail so I had to pull myself together.....BOY was that depressing......

WELL here I am!!!......oh wait...I might as well go home seeing that i have an hour left in the day!

 

[susan johnson]

I can't work today as I have to go shopping

 

[sc4s2cg]

Who are you? :o

 

[TheSensitive1]

It is the dog days of summer THEREFORE I can not work...i need to celebrate this happy occasion.

 

[Hisbygrace]

Have to take my dog to the Dentist!!

 

[BeachBlonde]

I'm laughing out loud @ that^
"I'll be right back,I left my shotgun loaded in my car"

 

[TheSensitive1]

The computer ate my alarm clock....this is why I am late!

 

[MeekOne]

That report was due yesterday??? The receptionist told me we all had the day off...

 

[ConstanceB]

Read my lips: P.M.S.

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Does your face hurt? It's *killing* me...

 

[TheSensitive1]

Okay I can NOT find that message from that client of yours.....hmmm........

OH I used it as a coaster...good luck reading it!

 

[NewLight04]

Do you always tell people what to do?

 

[ConstanceB]

SSSHHH! I'm on hold! But if I'm the 13th caller . . . !

 

[MeekOne]

Leave me alone right now....man, I got more important things to do....I have to call Constance and congratulate her on being the 13th caller!