Things not to tell your boss (2)

[WalksWithChrist]

I'm taking some "mental health" time off for the rest of the afternoon. I'll call you from the bar...

 

[wunnerful]

is this like one of those reality based jobs cuz your pretty UNREAL

 

[angelwannabe]

Could You Do This For Me

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Hey guess what? The MD's just given me your job - be sure to close the door as you leave *evil devious laugh*

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Your computer was over heating so I cooked a grilled cheez sandwich on your CPU before it cooled down. Hey, I didn't want to waste all that heat! The grease seemed to cool everything down...

 

[alabaster jar]

[pregnant boss] Sooo, do you know who the father is?

 

[london boy]

i'm sleeping with your wife!

 

[WalksWithChrist]

[pregnant boss] Sooo, do you know who the father is?

BWAHAHAHAHA

 

[MeekOne]

Your computer was over heating so I cooked a grilled cheez sandwich on your CPU before it cooled down. Hey, I didn't want to waste all that heat! The grease seemed to cool everything down...

That's good!

 

[Myrille]

"You can't quit me, I'm fired!"

 

[wunnerful]

i don't recall you saying you wanted me here every day of the week, i mean really, i have a life ya know.

 

[rosemoss]

"I'm bored."

 

[wunnerful]

 

[JPPT1974]

That I hate ringing up some people and wished that they would get stuck by lightening!

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

No I didn't say 'you stink' I said 'what do you think'

 

[wunnerful]

oh yeah that IRS guy was here so i just gave him all your books, even the extra ones hidden in your desk.....

 

[WalksWithChrist]

oh yeah that IRS guy was here so i just gave him all your books, even the extra ones hidden in your desk.....

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[ConstanceB]

I'm filling out this form. How do you spell "harrassment"?

 

[TrustAndObey]

I found out the hard way it's never a good idea to tell your boss that he/she is not very good at managing money or their calendar.

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

You're blocking my sunlight