Things not to tell your boss (2)

[Tumbleweed64]

"Is it freezing in here or is it just you?"

 

[wunnerful]

"Is it freezing in here or is it just you?"

heehee

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

"go sit down, your making me nervous"

i told this to a CEO once, our working relationship never recovered, he had a tough time seeing my sense of humour.

ROFL!!

Your breath stinks, would you mind not talking to me.

 

[wunnerful]

Work is really interupting my personal life.

 

[TheSensitive1]

Did you sit on the server again cause it is FLATTEN!

 

[MeekOne]

Oh....did you expect me to do actual work around here...my bad.

 

[TheSensitive1]

Face it the WORLD does NOT revolve around you FAT ONE!

 

[cantplayalick]

if you don't leave me alone, I will feed you to my pet Tiger.

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Face it the WORLD does NOT revolve around you FAT ONE!

BWAHAHAHAHA

Boss, you're so fat you have your own gravity. That's why the trash cans keep falling over and the server keeps crashing...

 

[MeekOne]

Work is really interupting my personal life.

hehehee

Yeah.....Ooooohhhhhyyyy......I think I permanently wrenched out my back....gonna need workers' compensation now....

I wouldn't do that, but it is nice to be able to get that out here on this thread!

 

[country woman]

I am so in love with you

 

[Maja]

You are dummer than a box of rocks!

 

[wunnerful]

it's ok boss, if i need some help i'll call someone who can....heehee

 

[brinny]

I just gave myself a raise, ok?

 

[Lil'_Miss_Princess_Aimz]

Boss: hows ur section going?

me: prety bad actually

boss: are u going to do it well?

me: ill do my best.. i dont know about well...

 

[MeekOne]

It was the receptionist!

 

[TheSensitive1]

WHAT???? you will be away today.....Y-E-S- VACATION DAY!!!!...A day when I can SLACK!

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

*If you're boss is really macho.....*

So, when are you going to audition for the Village People?

 

[MeekOne]

Okay....you definitely do not pay me enough to wear this hat...

 

[CatholicRock]

shouold have gone to spec savers