Things not to tell your boss (2)

[TheSensitive1]

Can you get my slenky for me, it fell in your cup of water! YES I through it there

 

[Lessien]

"Have you gained weight? A LOT of weight?"

 

[WalksWithChrist]

^^ Last three are good ones!!

Hey boss, I just started printing out the entire Internet. It may take a while. Oh, and I'm gonna need lots of those really expensive color toner cartridges. And paper......

 

[wanderingone]

I wasn't late your clock is too fast

 

[Lasias]

are u wearing that hat because your going bald?

 

[MeekOne]

...wasn't me who punched you...twas the computer I tell you!

 

[wunnerful]

am I having a "bad day" ......what was your first clue!!!

 

[MeekOne]

am I having a "bad day" ......what was your first clue!!!

hehehee....I love this one! Stole your smiley, wunnerful...thank you!

 

[brinny]

Last chance to give me a bonus

 

[brinny]

*points to boss and tells CEO "he did it"*

 

[wunnerful]

something is giving a terrible pain in the neck....oh wait.. it's YOU!!

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

I saw one of your relatives come into the office the other day but I got it with my can of Roach-Kill

 

[TheSensitive1]

There was WAY too many messages on the Voice mail this morning so I took the Liberity to throw the phone out the window ONLY because I wanted to get on CF and NOT deal with the messages!

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Bwahahahaha

 

[TheSensitive1]

Look let me roll the chair that you are in to your car so I can have some peace and quite and I can get back to CF!

 

[goldenviolet]

^ ROFL


exscuse me, could you stop standing around doing nothing? you do get paid more than me.

 

[PorcelainHeart]

What is this about?

 

[TheSensitive1]

What is this about?

Oh well just think of VERY funny and wild things that you would NEVER tell your boss OR you may have told your boss...it is QUITE funny!!!!! ANd a good way to vent sometimes..well with laughter, HAVE FUN dear heart!

 

[PorcelainHeart]

I would tell my boss everything, I hate secrets. I don't have a boss right now, I just came here because you gaved me the link.

 

[wunnerful]

"go sit down, your making me nervous"

i told this to a CEO once, our working relationship never recovered, he had a tough time seeing my sense of humour.