I'm intrigued to find this post here, and it brought a smile to my face.
I belong to a couple of pipe forums. One of them is tampandpuff dot com, where I'm a moderator, and which has a clear majority of Christians on it, but includes some... er... robust language, and of more interest perhaps is christianpipesmokers dot net, which I've just joined.
Forgive the cack-handed way I've presented these, but I have fewer than 50 posts and can't post links.
Pipe smoking has much to recommend it, particularly for those amateur philosophers amongst us who like to sit and ponder. For those who may object on health grounds, rest assured that a pipe smoker doesn't inhale the smoke, just enjoys the taste and smell of well over 4,000 different available blends. It's reported that pipe smokers live longer than non-smokers -- perhaps we just couldn't be bothered to die...
Puff in peace gentlemen (and ladies?).