The Walk-in Freezer at Reilly's Pub

[Caedmon]

Originally posted by seebs
or would you be the hand he scratches himself with?

Well, according to Alighieri, he's half submerged in ice, so I think the point might be moot.

Anyway, *I* don't think you're evil. I'm sure that's very comforting coming from one of the horsemen of the apocalypse.

Hahahahaha!!!

 

[Caedmon]

Originally posted by VOW
Catholics are crazy, blind, illiterate, stupid, deceived, immoral idolators who worship Mary/Mithras, and we have absolutely no respect for the Bible, which only figures, since we are forbidden to read it anyway.

*tsk, tsk*... you're getting sloppy VOW...

Mary is Tammuz, and the Pope is Mithras reborn.

 

[Annabel Lee]

Originally posted by VOW
So, what about the lobster as it is tossed into the boiling water?

As far as cats torturing their meals, that just goes on the list of things to ask God when I get to Heaven. I also want to know why He made the pits in avocados so big.



Peace,
~VOW

I'm just happy to be at the top of the 'food chain'.

 

[ZooMom]

As far as cats torturing their meals, that just goes on the list of things to ask God when I get to Heaven. I also want to know why He made the pits in avocados so big.

I want to know why there are Brail dots on drive-up ATM's.

 

[seebs]

Originally posted by s0uljah
How do you know the cat doesnt have malicious intent? Cause its just programmed that way? Wouldn't the programmer then have the intent?

Knowing that children will sometimes be cruel to other children, we continue to have them anyway. We *know* that they will do harm, and that they will suffer, but we think the trade-off is worth it for existing.

I guess, I don't really *understand*, but it doesn't bug me. I don't think mice "suffer" in the same way people do; I also don't think God intends torture, He intends cats to learn to hunt better, and sometimes, if you don't know why it's there, it looks cruel, but there is no malice in it.

When tigers eat people, no commandment has been violated, no matter how much the people may object.

 

[ZooMom]

Animals aren't capable of malice. They only operate on training and instinct. They aren't able to act outside of those two things. If a cat plays with it's food, the only purpose is to learn the prey's behavior in order to hunt more efficiently. Many animals engage in what looks like 'play' but is really training. All carnivores carry a hunting instinct, no matter how domesticated they are, and they can't help but 'hone' their skills even though they may never have to use them for survival.

 

[AngelAmidala]

Woo...someone left Animal Planet on in the freezer!

 

[AngelAmidala]

/me sits on the floor

Yanno....I hate being told what to do by a teenager....and being told I'm always wrong.

/me grabs some hashbrowns and starts munching

 

[seebs]

Which thread was this, Angel? Maybe we can send Guido to go rough the kid up a bit.

 

[AngelAmidala]

LOL....thanks seebs....but half of it was by PM. I dunno if you can beat anyone up over that.

I'm just a bit extra frustrated today.....

 

[ZooMom]

My mom used to have this notice on her refrigerator.

ATTENTION TEENAGERS!

There is a solution to all your problems! Act now! Waste no time!

Pack all your stuff, and leave home NOW! While you still know EVERYTHING!

 

[seebs]

*sigh*. I thought of a funny, but I can't find a good place to use it. Please remind me: The next time I see someone use "popery" as an insult, I must remember to correct their spelling, and ask them what's wrong with mixed scents anyway.

 

[Wolseley]

Fortunately, youth is a self-limiting affliction.

 

[Zipporah]

One truth about teenagers; they are constantly amazed at how much their parents just don't know - when they hit twenty they are equally amazed at how much their parents have learned in such a short space of time ......

 

[AngelAmidala]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/me collapses on the floor

Ya'll wanna know a secret? Today's the first day since I started moderating back at King's Tavern when I truly wanted to quit moderating.

 

[seebs]

King's Tavern? Should I ask?

 

[kern]

King's Tavern was a precursor to this board.

-Chris

 

[AngelAmidala]

King's Tavern merged with Christian Forums back in February (I think). Or January. One of those months.

 

[seebs]

What's been bad about the moderation? Stressy?

 

[AngelAmidala]

Just a bit...