The Walk-in Freezer at Reilly's Pub

[dignitized]

:: melting a NEW block of ice:: oh what fun it is to be accused of being the left hand of satan

sklipp got any dove bars? I feel like getting FAT

 

[VOW]

To Br Max:

Care for some frozen hashbrowns? They spatter nicely when you snarl.



Peace,
~VOW

 

[seebs]

Originally posted by Br. Max
:: melting a NEW block of ice:: oh what fun it is to be accused of being the left hand of satan

I know exactly how you feel. According to various people around these boards, I'm one of the prophesied false teachers, a follower of the antichrist, a satanist, an atheist pretending to be Christian, a hateful skeptic, and one of those people who constantly twists the words of the Bible to try to lead people away from the truth.

So, do we know whether Satan is left-handed or right-handed? I mean, would you be in a position to watch him write (in which case, you could have some *cool* gossip!), or would you be the hand he scratches himself with?

I wish people would be more careful in their insults; I think they shouldn't make insults without thinking through the full implications of what they've said.

Anyway, *I* don't think you're evil. I'm sure that's very comforting coming from one of the horsemen of the apocalypse.

 

[Chris†opher Paul]

According to various people around these boards, I'm one of the prophesied false teachers, a follower of the antichrist, a satanist, an atheist pretending to be Christian, a hateful skeptic, and one of those people who constantly twists the words of the Bible to try to lead people away from the truth.

seebs-

Just say "Jesus is Christ come in the flesh" According to the Bible, which these people supposedly follow so closely, that means you are not a false prophet.

 

[VOW]

To Seebs:

You've come to the right place, Hon.

Catholics are crazy, blind, illiterate, stupid, deceived, immoral idolators who worship Mary/Mithras, and we have absolutely no respect for the Bible, which only figures, since we are forbidden to read it anyway.

Hashbrown?



Peace be with you,
~VOW

 

[Chris†opher Paul]

and we have absolutely no respect for the Bible

I have always wondered why we put it together, since we despise it?

 

[sklippstein]

Giving Br. Max 3 Dove bars......and handing out the rest to everyone sitting in this freezer........*sigh*......some days are just harder than others.

 

[seebs]

Originally posted by s0uljah
seebs-

Just say "Jesus is Christ come in the flesh" According to the Bible, which these people supposedly follow so closely, that means you are not a false prophet.

I suspect they'd find a way to discredit that, but it's worth trying.

 

[seebs]

Originally posted by VOW

Catholics are crazy, blind, illiterate, stupid, deceived, immoral idolators who worship Mary/Mithras, and we have absolutely no respect for the Bible, which only figures, since we are forbidden to read it anyway.

Hashbrown?

Heh. Thanks!

Actually, s0uljah wins the prize for improving my mood; he posted the claim that, whatever we do to the least of God's creatures, we do to Him. Since cats are pretty least on the creature scale, I went and rubbed God's fuzzy belly until He bit me, and I feel much better now.

On the other hand, what does it say for my faith that I dislodged Him from my lap so I could type?

 

[VOW]

To Seebs:

To me, it says that you are a cat person, and I GOTTA love you for that. I'm owned by four cats. I completely understand the need to chew on warm cat bellies. I know the narcotic effect of a cat's purr.

I like the story where God created Dog so that Man could have a living example of the selflessness of God's love.

God created Cat to teach Man humility.


Peace,
~VOW

 

[Chris†opher Paul]

I completely understand the need to chew on warm cat bellies.

You are starting to scare me lady.

 

[VOW]

To Souljah:

A true cat-person would understand.


Peace,
~VOW

 

[Avila]

VOW - the saddening thing is when you have a toddler cat-lover who cries pitifully when the cat won't lay still long enough to be loved on. However, he (referring to cat, not toddler) still lets me love on him, so I trick him - and the toddler is happy!

seebs - I wouldn't worry about kicking him off your lap. I kicked one off of the bed last night, and I wasn't struck by lightning. Yet.

 

[seebs]

Yes, definitely a cat person. Always have been. (S0uljah, this may be why I'm less bugged by carnivores than you; I've come to see them as beautiful.)

 

[Chris†opher Paul]

Originally posted by VOW
To Souljah:

A true cat-person would understand.


Peace,
~VOW

I have 3 ferrets (one just died), and I dont feel the slightest inclination to bite their stomachs.

 

[Chris†opher Paul]

I've come to see them as beautiful

I wonder what the mouse being tortured before being eaten thinks? You have seen cats do that, havent you? My cat did it routinely.

 

[seebs]

Originally posted by s0uljah
I wonder what the mouse being tortured before being eaten thinks? You have seen cats do that, havent you? My cat did it routinely.

A couple of things:

1. It's not torture; torture requires malicious intent.
2. I don't think the mouse "thinks" the way people do.

 

[Chris†opher Paul]

Originally posted by seebs
A couple of things:

1. It's not torture; torture requires malicious intent.
2. I don't think the mouse "thinks" the way people do.

How do you know the cat doesnt have malicious intent? Cause its just programmed that way? Wouldn't the programmer then have the intent?

 

[VOW]

So, what about the lobster as it is tossed into the boiling water?

As far as cats torturing their meals, that just goes on the list of things to ask God when I get to Heaven. I also want to know why He made the pits in avocados so big.



Peace,
~VOW

 

[Chris†opher Paul]

Originally posted by VOW
So, what about the lobster as it is tossed into the boiling water?

That is torture as well.