The Underailable Thread....Part Deux, the Sequel!!

[ArmyMatt]

"I'm sorry about your head though, but I thought you were one of them."
"Dad, they come in through the doors."
"Good point."

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried aliiiiiiiiiive.”

 

[ArmyMatt]

"Who's gonna turn down a junior mint? It's peppermint. It's chocolate. It's delicious."
"That's true."
"It's very refreshing!"

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

IZZY: That shirt. You think that you are the number one dad?

MORTY: This was a gift from my son.

Morty displays the shirt proudly. Jerry smiles.

IZZY: Oh, I see how it works now. (indicates Jerry) He knocks me outta
commission, so (indicates Morty) you can strut around in your fancy number
one shirt. (moves the bedcovers) Well, I'll show you who's number one.

"Who's gonna turn down a junior mint? It's peppermint. It's chocolate. It's delicious."
"That's true."
"It's very refreshing!"

 

[prodromos]

IZZY: That shirt. You think that you are the number one dad?

MORTY: This was a gift from my son.

Morty displays the shirt proudly. Jerry smiles.

IZZY: Oh, I see how it works now. (indicates Jerry) He knocks me outta
commission, so (indicates Morty) you can strut around in your fancy number
one shirt. (moves the bedcovers) Well, I'll show you who's number one.

I want a t-shirt with "Number 1 Dad", and just above, a picture of a glass of beer, a plus sign and a toilet.

Alternatively, just a picture of a toilet, and the caption can read "Number 1 and number 2 Dad"

 

[ArmyMatt]

IZZY: That shirt. You think that you are the number one dad?

MORTY: This was a gift from my son.

Morty displays the shirt proudly. Jerry smiles.

IZZY: Oh, I see how it works now. (indicates Jerry) He knocks me outta
commission, so (indicates Morty) you can strut around in your fancy number
one shirt. (moves the bedcovers) Well, I'll show you who's number one.

it's go time! (crack)

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

I love that voice Bridges used to say, "So you think you're the #1 dad!?" That sandy, gravely voice. So funny.

it's go time! (crack)

 

[ArmyMatt]

I love that voice Bridges used to say, "So you think you're the #1 dad!?" That sandy, gravely voice. So funny.

"My boys!"
"My dad!"
"My Grandpa!"
"Oh, come on!"

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

You want me to lift that TV!?

"My boys!"
"My dad!"
"My Grandpa!"
"Oh, come on!"

 

[ArmyMatt]

You want me to lift that TV!?

you think you're better than us!

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

 

[Adam Warlock]

"It's a hot night. The mind races."

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

"It's a hot night. The mind races."

 

[Adam Warlock]

"The library closes at five o'clock. No exceptions. This is your final warning."

 

[ArmyMatt]

"You get your toilet book outta here, and I won't leap over this counter and punch you in the brain."

 

[Dewi Sant]

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[ArmyMatt]

Struggling with the lack of barbers, I have begun to cut my own hair, only I have a beard trimmer (fairly good one).

Slipped to what I thought was the longest setting, 'vvvvvvvrm'.
Skinhead it is.
Eeeek.

"Elaine, no one goes into a barbershop and says, 'Give me the Larry Fine.'"