The Underailable Thread....Part Deux, the Sequel!!

[Adam Warlock]

"Well let me tell you something, funny boy!"

 

[ArmyMatt]

"They read."
"I read."
"Books, Jerry."
"Oh. Big deal."

 

[Adam Warlock]

"It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it."

 

[ArmyMatt]

"I'm going with jerk store. Jerk store is the line. Jerk store!"

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Jerruh....I don’t know sometimes....

 

[ArmyMatt]

"You're a cashier!"

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

 

[ArmyMatt]

"Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?!"

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

You're an anti-dentite!

"Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?!"

 

[ArmyMatt]

You're an anti-dentite!

I am NOT an anti-dentite!

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

I love loooooosssey

 

[ArmyMatt]

"You really were the fastest kid in school!"
"Faster than a speeding bullet, Lois."

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

One of my favorite Seinfeld lines ever...


Isabel: Ever since you came back from the Army, you've changed. I swear

Nelson, I don't even know who you are anymore.

Jerry: I'm Nelson!

Isabel: That's not the line, Jerry.

Jerry: Alright, alright, I'm sorry. (reading) Nothing's changed, Alma, I just

need more time.

Isabel: I swear, Nelson, sometimes at night, when you're not around, I just go

crazy thinking about ya...

 

[ArmyMatt]

"The sea was angry that day, my friends...like an old man trying to return soup at a deli."

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

You’re pretentious!

 

[ArmyMatt]

I'm disturbed! I'm inadequate! I've got it all!

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

So who am I to be thinking about someone's nose? I mean, I should be

grateful someone like her even looks at me. I have no job, nothing. But I have

to say, I think about the nose. I don't want to think about the nose. I don't

ask to think about the nose, but I think about it. I go to bed at night, I tell

myself, 'Don't think about the nose, forget the nose,' but I think about it. I

look at her, I see nose.

 

[ArmyMatt]

Elaine....shut up...

 

[nutroll]

So who am I to be thinking about someone's nose? I mean, I should be

grateful someone like her even looks at me. I have no job, nothing. But I have

to say, I think about the nose. I don't want to think about the nose. I don't

ask to think about the nose, but I think about it. I go to bed at night, I tell

myself, 'Don't think about the nose, forget the nose,' but I think about it. I

look at her, I see nose.

As soon as you start thinking about thinking about the nose, you start to engage with the thoughts. It would be better to say the Jesus Prayer and just ignore the thoughts. They will fly in and fly away as long as we don't give them a place to land...

 

[nutroll]

Derailed it!