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TheDerek

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Kookabura, I have a request. I want a staff that can shoot an unlimited amout of water out of the end at the force of a fire hose. How much is it gonna coast? I will give ya half now and half upon deliver. Oh, and when will I get this?
 
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It must have a pop out plunger, toilet paper holder (two rolls), and water in it at the same time. Some sanitary wipes would be nice too. I will need three extra storage compartments. I want it to be a foot wide or shorter, but foot wide is the limit. It cant be any more than a half foot in length (how tall it is), and it should be able to fold up and fit in my pocket. How much would the device run for and when can you have it to me by?

The closest match we have is the Delux Plunger Gun, at the cost of 3000bl.

The requirements are met with:
  • Plunger that is extended with a cute little lever that
  • also has a slit in the handle (like a kleenex box [kind of]) that enables you to pull out sanitary wipes. Packs of 200 can be ordered for 200bl each.
  • has spurs on the side that hold toilet rolls, kept on by a safety clip.
  • It is shaped like a rifle, made out of super-light titanium (straight from the ore ;) ), and weighs less than half a pound.
  • It is half a foot wide, with a small trap-door on the bottom that allows easy storage access with more sanitary wipes, etc.
  • It is three feet long (like a modern rifle), that has the added feature of a double-barrelled sniper-gun, that shoots out tiny plungers that adhere to skin and cause welts and rashes.

I will send you (KTF) the receipt in a few minutes.

<<hands the gun to KTF, sends pm>>
 
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