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The Swirly Gang!

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Sher

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**grabs her police whistle from the bag that her old s&t uniform is in and gives it a nice shrill blow!**

THAT OFFICER IS BREAKING THE LAW!

Under no circumstances should a swirly or swirlies ever be given by police officers or a police officer of the Soap and Towel Police.
 


         ^^^

He violated the above stated law!


ARREST HIM!  :mad:
 
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Kookaburra

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/me enters the room, which then goes silent

* People rush to her with their latest water-based arms requests, and

/me <<< looks over the room, holds up the latest model of a Super-duper-soaker-5000, and starts using an auctioneer voice. "Anybody want this fine new model of the famous and durable Super-Duper-Soaker-5000? It is clean and new, has not been used before!"
 
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And remember! Unless you buy the gun directly from me (or water armor for that matter) I will not give you your receipt! Only if you have a receipt, will you be able to use it. So I will send you a pm receipt. Don't lose it -- you can only have two guns and one kind of water armor at once, or else you're too heavy to teleport.
;)
 
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Sher

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hehe archy gotta gun! if it wasn't a water gun I'd have to make an arrest :D! Hey kookaburra, I must consult with you on making me a weapon. I need it to be most highly complicated but yet simple if you know how to work it. It must have a pop out plunger, toilet paper holder (two rolls), and water in it at the same time. Some sanitary wipes would be nice too. I will need three extra storage compartments. I want it to be a foot wide or shorter, but foot&nbsp;wide is the limit. It cant be any more than a half foot in length (how tall it is), and it should be able to fold up and fit in my pocket. How much would the device run for and when can you have it to me by?
 
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TheDerek

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/me gives sunny a swirly.
KTF, The Boss is Back!!!
Sunny, a swirly is were you stick someones head in the toliet and then flush it.
/me invites sunny and anyone who wants to to join the Swirly Gang
/me kicks KTF out of the room, and tells her he will give her a swirly if she reeks any more havick
 
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