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The Swirly Gang!

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*Head Dictator walks in with the Leader's Towel on his shoulder. He sits down on his throne and calls together a counsel meeting...* Fellow members, as of now, I am creating a diabolical machine that can do our dirsty work whilst we are not around! It is the 'automatic swirly machine'! What is does is this, you set it up in the one Ladies' Bathroom Stall, and it will automatically give them all swirlies! It is ingenious, no? Haah! This is the first act as Head Dictator, and it is final!
 
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Sher

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Archangel you've lost your mind! Get off your high horse! You're a swirly member, not the prince of the world! Great kingdoms fell by not seeing the power their enemies held. You're letting it all get by you and over your heads, and then they'll try to overtake you! Get down to earth and rule this club like there's no tomorrow. Yeah baby!
 
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*Archangel relaizes that he was now orbiting around the sun and flies back to earth* Alright, no more high and mighty dictatorship, I am now the Dealer of the Swirly Wrath. I will never stop! *points at sher* Okay, I want you to take these *gives her plans for swirly machine* And make a line of construction, I have about three of them so I will set them up. All other members, spread out and let them know of us! Any way you can...
 
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