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The Sharpie/Duct Tape war!

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Ah you have fallen into my trap. Hidden in Seattle thinking you would find me there

*Seattle Rain charges through the city in her silver chariot, pulled by two white stags. She then screams her terrifying battle cry igniting passion in her troops and terror in her enemies*

*while all are frozen in fear, Seattle Rain tosses sharpie ink grenades, sprite bombs, and the most feared weapon of all, the wild green geese, at her enemies*

Next time Amber, remember the first rule in warfare. *shakes finger* Don't be so quick to declare victory when the enemy has not yet surrendered.
 
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Amber the Duskbringer said:
Your city is in ruins. Your people enslaved and condemned. Your associates hair removed via duct tape and entombed. You are currently hallucinating in your duct tape cell because of all the sharpie fumes. The sharpies are no more.

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Amber...I have been out of town, how on earth would you have been able to capture me? I am nowhere near a jail cell.
 
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Amber the Duskbringer said:
So you think. Such is the folly of a sharpie addiction.
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Ah and yet you failed to answer the underlying question. When I am on hiatus as I was I am uncapturable. Everyone knows that. Maybe the Duct Tape army needs a more experienced general?
 
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Again, I have been on hiatus and unable to be captured.
 
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