The meaning of life (answered)

[Ana the Ist]

I know a lot of you will probably be skeptical, but I happen to have the answers to the big questions like..."what is the meaning of life?" Or "why are we here?" Also "how was the universe created?" And even "how did life begin?". Not only do I know the answers, but I'm willing to share them with you....right now.

We all come from another universe (let's call this universe A) where we inhabit bodies that can best be described as magical pink unicorns (or mpus for short). In this universe A we have wonderful lives much better than those here on earth. We are far technologically advanced to the point where we would seem almost godlike. There are still some problems though, and one is crime.

So to solve this problem of crime, we created another universe to send the souls of criminals. This is the universe we currently exist in as humans (let's call this universe B). Our souls are removed from our mpu bodies and transported to a fresh new human body here in universe B to serve out our prison sentence. We die here when our sentence is served and our souls are transported back to universe A in our mpu bodies to find out if we're fit to return to society. If we haven't learned our lesson, we are sent back to universe B to try again as humans. Every time our souls enter universe B and our human bodies our memory is erased and we have to start over.

If you're wondering how I know all this, its because in universe A I was a biomechanical scientist in my mpu body and I developed a pill that would allow my soul to retain its memories when it got transported here to universe B in my human body. I actually committed a crime just so I could come here to deliver this message to you (pretty unselfish of me isn't it?). I alone can tell you how you should behave so that you can spend the rest of your life back in universe A in your wonderful mpu body (trust me, you want this). I also wanted to warn you that you only get a limited number of attempts to return to universe A before you're considered a "lost cause" and your soul is sent to universe C which is an awful awful place that you do not want spend an eternity in.

So, now that you've been warned....I'll gladly take any questions explaining how you should live your life and how wonderful universe A is and how awful universe C is and any other questions you might have. Don't hesitate, this may be your last chance here in universe B before your final judgement.

 

[ChristianT]

Why would you 1) wait; you've had years to use a computer and NOW you say something? 2) make LDScientology sounding stuff? 3) stray sooo far from sanity in front of some pretty impressionable, maybe weak, fragile people?

 

[ChristianT]

But to keep this fun,
1) who created mpu's?
2) what's U-c like?
3) was Hitler moderating really bad mpu's? And the legal system in A is so corrupt they let him back to it after his "sentence"
4) why send them to another universe if prisons in the same work for us?
5) how was it all made, you never mentioned the process.

 

[Faulty]

If you tell me the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42, I'll be greatly dsappointed.

 

[ChristianT]

If you tell me the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42, I'll be greatly dsappointed.

Seriously. Everyone knows the real answer is blue-28!

 

[Ana the Ist]

Why would you 1) wait; you've had years to use a computer and NOW you say something? 2) make LDScientology sounding stuff? 3) stray sooo far from sanity in front of some pretty impressionable, maybe weak, fragile people?

Fair enough questions....
1. Due to the way my pill works, the memories stay buried for roughly three decades. Sorry for those poor souls that were judged before I could reach them.
2. REally?? Scientology??? Don't know anything about it. Unfortunately the memory erasing process isn't always perfect, so some people may remember some of their former lives etc.
3. Just delivering the truth my friend. It's not too late for you either.

 

[Ana the Ist]

If you tell me the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42, I'll be greatly dsappointed.

I'll be happy to give you all the answers. It's going to cost about 10% of your income though unless its a very general question.

 

[ChristianT]

I'll be happy to give you all the answers. It's going to cost about 10% of your income though unless its a very general question.

How bout my other five general questions?

 

[Ana the Ist]

But to keep this fun,
1) who created mpu's?
2) what's U-c like?
3) was Hitler moderating really bad mpu's? And the legal system in A is so corrupt they let him back to it after his "sentence"
4) why send them to another universe if prisons in the same work for us?
5) how was it all made, you never mentioned the process.

1. The universe A was created by what we call universe 26 inhabited by the mbgs (magical blue gorillas). THeir universe was also created and so on until you get to the original universe which always existed. It's all in the codex of universes which you can read when you return to your mpu body.
2. It's very smelly. THat's about all I can tell you without violating forum rules.
3. I cannot speak for every individual past case, but if you die prematurely in this world you get recycled back until your sentence is served.
4. Can you rephrase this question? Do you actually think prisons "here" work?
5. The big bang theory is mostly correct. THe singularity that was at the start was created by mpu scientists in the field of universe creation. THe process is known as "remote universalism" and unfortunately as a biomechanical scientist I don't know the entire process myself. YOu can ask one of the scientists who created it when you get back to universe A.

 

[ChristianT]

Are animals really bad humans in A?

Why make it seem like we make babies when in fact scientists create the bodies? Why not just creatio ex nihilo, since "we" can anyway?

What sort of crimes get you here?

Yes, for the most part, prisons work.

 

[Ana the Ist]

Are animals really bad humans in A?

Why make it seem like we make babies when in fact scientists create the bodies? Why not just creatio ex nihilo, since "we" can anyway?

What sort of crimes get you here?

Yes, for the most part, prisons work.

1. No.

2. The mpu scientists used evolution to create life. Souls are placed into babies at conception and become "active" shortly before birth. This avoids any unnecessary confusion here in universe B.

3. Here? As in "here on earth"? Look up your local laws yourself.

4. That's your opinion, personally I think if we could send criminal's souls off to another universe for a time here in universe B I bet we would. Have you ever looked at recidivist rates??

 

[Faulty]

I'll be happy to give you all the answers. It's going to cost about 10% of your income though unless its a very general question.

The real answer has cost me a lot more than money, 10% of my income is nothing in comparison, but it's been worth it all the way.

 

[Ana the Ist]

The real answer has cost me a lot more than money, 10% of my income is nothing in comparison, but it's been worth it all the way.

Not sure what you mean by that, I haven't given you the real answers. Without them you will have a hard time answering to the great mpu observer.

 

[ChristianT]

Not sure what you mean by that, I haven't given you the real answers. Without them you will have a hard time answering to the great mpu observer.

If you had tech advanced enough to MAKE GALAXIES, why not just rearrange the molecules in mpus brains to make them good unicorns? It's just a rewire of the brain. Also, do good mpu's live forever in A?

 

[Noxot]

haha that is pretty funny. reminds me of some bad christian doctrines that most people believe are true but are really not.

what i want to know is, why should i want to live in universe a? it does not seem all that great, they act like they have everything figured out but I doubt they know how to fix me, I want to be myself and yet it seems like they want me to conform to what they think is right?

honestly if all that i have to look forward to is some kind of perfectly good moral life as a MPU, then I want to know if I can just delete myself from existence? because I don't want a good universe, i wanna know if there is someone that made the universe a and if there is a greater thing that "universes". I want to know if I am created by something that made me for a reason or if there is not some kind of ultimate reason for me to exist. if there is no reason then i'm going to delete all the universes if I get a chance because my moral code is different from the MPUs that sent me here.
I prefer to just not exist at all if there is no point, I don't give a care for being happy forever if i don't have something greater than me to always learn about and love. the word "universe" is already a kind of container because it explains something. i wish to be part of that which is not contained. so either to not exist or to find that first cause that created all things is what i want.

so what the heck does universe a have for me? nothing really I could care less about any kind of contained thing. maybe i'm one of the most insane mpus in this universe, that would be cool, i'm special! i want to be unique, if I can not then I don't want to exist and my 'first cause" must not be that great if he/she/it can't make me unique! i expect so much more than just a stupid universe a, b ,c ectect. what a dang letdown if there is not something more than just those things.

and as for the final judgement I want to know what the judgements are for it, it might change my opinions.

 

[drich0150]

I know a lot of you will probably be skeptical, but I happen to have the answers to the big questions like..."what is the meaning of life?" Or "why are we here?" Also "how was the universe created?" And even "how did life begin?". Not only do I know the answers, but I'm willing to share them with you....right now.

We all come from another universe (let's call this universe A) where we inhabit bodies that can best be described as magical pink unicorns (or mpus for short). In this universe A we have wonderful lives much better than those here on earth. We are far technologically advanced to the point where we would seem almost godlike. There are still some problems though, and one is crime.

So to solve this problem of crime, we created another universe to send the souls of criminals. This is the universe we currently exist in as humans (let's call this universe B). Our souls are removed from our mpu bodies and transported to a fresh new human body here in universe B to serve out our prison sentence. We die here when our sentence is served and our souls are transported back to universe A in our mpu bodies to find out if we're fit to return to society. If we haven't learned our lesson, we are sent back to universe B to try again as humans. Every time our souls enter universe B and our human bodies our memory is erased and we have to start over.

If you're wondering how I know all this, its because in universe A I was a biomechanical scientist in my mpu body and I developed a pill that would allow my soul to retain its memories when it got transported here to universe B in my human body. I actually committed a crime just so I could come here to deliver this message to you (pretty unselfish of me isn't it?). I alone can tell you how you should behave so that you can spend the rest of your life back in universe A in your wonderful mpu body (trust me, you want this). I also wanted to warn you that you only get a limited number of attempts to return to universe A before you're considered a "lost cause" and your soul is sent to universe C which is an awful awful place that you do not want spend an eternity in.

So, now that you've been warned....I'll gladly take any questions explaining how you should live your life and how wonderful universe A is and how awful universe C is and any other questions you might have. Don't hesitate, this may be your last chance here in universe B before your final judgment.

If we are sent to this universe to learn a lesson based on an act we can not remember then our "lesson" would have to be based on our core value system, and with no recollection of our deed. then how are we to learn anything as our actions will be dictated by our core beliefs, thus dooming those sent to universe B to remain in a constant loop of mind wiping and transitional living between one universe and another.

If the people "MPU" are so malevolent as to send us to this universe with no way of returning (like you magic pill why do they give it to all of us to actually learn our lessons) Why would I want to return to the MPU people?

I think I am good where I am at seeking God.

Do you see how easy it is to pick a part a "belief?" Now imagine 2000 year of intense scrutiny by people much smarter than either you or I. If there was a fatal flaw in Christianity it would have been found long long ago.

 

[Ana the Ist]

If you had tech advanced enough to MAKE GALAXIES, why not just rearrange the molecules in mpus brains to make them good unicorns? It's just a rewire of the brain. Also, do good mpu's live forever in A?

Wow, what a horrible idea. The point is that the criminals learn from their mistakes here and not that we rewire brains the way we like them, robbing them of free will. It's been a very effective system.

Our souls live forever in universe A if we are good.

 

[Ana the Ist]

haha that is pretty funny. reminds me of some bad christian doctrines that most people believe are true but are really not.

what i want to know is, why should i want to live in universe a? it does not seem all that great, they act like they have everything figured out but I doubt they know how to fix me, I want to be myself and yet it seems like they want me to conform to what they think is right?

honestly if all that i have to look forward to is some kind of perfectly good moral life as a MPU, then I want to know if I can just delete myself from existence? because I don't want a good universe, i wanna know if there is someone that made the universe a and if there is a greater thing that "universes". I want to know if I am created by something that made me for a reason or if there is not some kind of ultimate reason for me to exist. if there is no reason then i'm going to delete all the universes if I get a chance because my moral code is different from the MPUs that sent me here.
I prefer to just not exist at all if there is no point, I don't give a care for being happy forever if i don't have something greater than me to always learn about and love. the word "universe" is already a kind of container because it explains something. i wish to be part of that which is not contained. so either to not exist or to find that first cause that created all things is what i want.

so what the heck does universe a have for me? nothing really I could care less about any kind of contained thing. maybe i'm one of the most insane mpus in this universe, that would be cool, i'm special! i want to be unique, if I can not then I don't want to exist and my 'first cause" must not be that great if he/she/it can't make me unique! i expect so much more than just a stupid universe a, b ,c ectect. what a dang letdown if there is not something more than just those things.

and as for the final judgement I want to know what the judgements are for it, it might change my opinions.

Universe A is the best place you could ever imagine. Everything you could ever want is there and such technological wonders that they are well beyond anything you could dream of. The social norms you speak of don't really exist there, and the laws are actually very few. If you do not like it though, there is always the possibility of inhabiting another body in another universe more to your liking. As to being "unique" I can only say you're no more or less "unique" than anyone else. It's quite possible that the reason you are here is because of a crime you committed to show your "specialness". I think The lesson you came here to learn is to stop being so self-absorbed all the time and try to think of others for a change.

THat's a freebie

 

[Ana the Ist]

If we are sent to this universe to learn a lesson based on an act we can not remember then our "lesson" would have to be based on our core value system, and with no recollection of our deed. then how are we to learn anything as our actions will be dictated by our core beliefs, thus dooming those sent to universe B to remain in a constant loop of mind wiping and transitional living between one universe and another.

If the people "MPU" are so malevolent as to send us to this universe with no way of returning (like you magic pill why do they give it to all of us to actually learn our lessons) Why would I want to return to the MPU people?

I think I am good where I am at seeking God.

Do you see how easy it is to pick a part a "belief?" Now imagine 2000 year of intense scrutiny by people much smarter than either you or I. If there was a fatal flaw in Christianity it would have been found long long ago.

Pick apart a belief? You haven't given me a chance to answer!!

this is actually quite simple. The body you were selected to inhabit was chosen specifically because its "path" will reveal to you what you need to learn. Everything you do in your body is already known. Your path has been laid before you, you need only walk it. In your case, I wouldn't be surprised if the "lesson" you are to learn is to stop being so narrow-minded.

As for Jesus, he's easily explained. Back when he came through to universe B there were still some flaws in the system. I can't say more here without breaking forum rules, but if you PM me I'd have no problem explaining away your Jesus to you.

I suggest you heed my words friend. I sacrificed myself to come here to you and deliver this message of redemption. Eventually you will be judged as all others and you'll wish you had payed closer attention then.

 

[Mr Dave]

Does that make Hindus (and other such groups) really bad in Universe A as they believe in re-incarnation here so they must have committed some atrocity to leave them in a perpetual cycle of life of imprisonment?