The meaning of life (answered)

[Noxot]

Universe A is the best place you could ever imagine. Everything you could ever want is there and such technological wonders that they are well beyond anything you could dream of. The social norms you speak of don't really exist there, and the laws are actually very few. If you do not like it though, there is always the possibility of inhabiting another body in another universe more to your liking. As to being "unique" I can only say you're no more or less "unique" than anyone else. It's quite possible that the reason you are here is because of a crime you committed to show your "specialness". I think The lesson you came here to learn is to stop being so self-absorbed all the time and try to think of others for a change.

THat's a freebie

my unique is my unique. it is not self absorbed at all. you see, i just happen to see in a way that says "all people are unique and special" but this universe A is such a lie, they tell me what i want but I know I don't want what they want. when will they get it through their head that I am not interested in being happy forever if I am not with the one that i want to be with? they can't offer me what i want so what is the point of existing if I can't get what i want? I don't want things, i don't want things. get it through your head universe A. I want nothing else but to be married to God and burn forever in torments. and since God is my husband, he can do whatever he wants with me, i trust he is not a bad man, but good.

because if universe A is the utopia, then it is nothing at all. I contemplated owning all things. having whatever I wanted. and I still pick to not have anything and be deleted since nothing matters if the reality i saw is not real.

MPUs! those stupid ponies are the foolish ones. they thought they could have everything without having anything at all. what fools. they better keep me in this prison because if I ever get out I will preach to them true happiness. they will never see the point at all if they think rewards is what i want.


so what is the judgements of universe A? would like to know if I ought to repent or not. I doubt their judgements are anything awesome like the judgments I heard about. the judgements I heard about got me convinced that tortures are a good thing. that torture feels good.

 

[Ana the Ist]

my unique is my unique. it is not self absorbed at all. you see, i just happen to see in a way that says "all people are unique and special" but this universe A is such a lie, they tell me what i want but I know I don't want what they want. when will they get it through their head that I am not interested in being happy forever if I am not with the one that i want to be with? they can't offer me what i want so what is the point of existing if I can't get what i want? I don't want things, i don't want things. get it through your head universe A. I want nothing else but to be married to God and burn forever in torments. and since God is my husband, he can do whatever he wants with me, i trust he is not a bad man, but good.

because if universe A is the utopia, then it is nothing at all. I contemplated owning all things. having whatever I wanted. and I still pick to not have anything and be deleted since nothing matters if the reality i saw is not real.

MPUs! those stupid ponies are the foolish ones. they thought they could have everything without having anything at all. what fools. they better keep me in this prison because if I ever get out I will preach to them true happiness. they will never see the point at all if they think rewards is what i want.


so what is the judgements of universe A? would like to know if I ought to repent or not. I doubt their judgements are anything awesome like the judgments I heard about. the judgements I heard about got me convinced that tortures are a good thing. that torture feels good.

Not self-absorbed? Reread your post and count how many times you used the word "I" or "me"

I understand that its hard to conceive of a place where everything you can ever want is possible, but that's the way it is in universe A. Far better than the best place you could imagine. No one (including yourself) was ever glad to leave it and come to universe B. I can only assure you that you were indeed very happy in universe A. It's nothing to worry about.
Repenting is not necessary, your actions here will be judged at the appointed time and you will be asked questions about what you've learned. Only I can help you with that part, if you don't want my help, that's fine too. If you find yourself in universe C however, you'll wish you'd listened a little more closely to the truth I've revealed to you.

Good luck.

 

[Ana the Ist]

Does that make Hindus (and other such groups) really bad in Universe A as they believe in re-incarnation here so they must have committed some atrocity to leave them in a perpetual cycle of life of imprisonment?

Was this a serious question?

Whatever Hindu's believe (or anyone else here for that matter) has no bearing on the reality of the truth I have revealed here. If you really want to know where those beliefs "came from" I'll gladly explain in PM.

 

[ChristianT]

1) Do you believe this?

2) Why not have just find a list of all the "last-chance-souls" who should repent now and target them? They should hear this, since they're the ones in need.

3) how different are "judgements of mpu", "appointed times", "I am the only way", etc from what God has told us? (besides terminology or semantics)

4) don't worry, I'm unemployed, so 10% of my income = 0.00EUR

5) are abortions mpu's way of taking back mpu's who have been falsely accused of crimes?

6) why is their no physical, chemical, or external textual evidence of what you preach?

 

[Ana the Ist]

1) Do you believe this?

2) Why not have just find a list of all the "last-chance-souls" who should repent now and target them? They should hear this, since they're the ones in need.

3) how different are "judgements of mpu", "appointed times", "I am the only way", etc from what God has told us? (besides terminology or semantics)

4) don't worry, I'm unemployed, so 10% of my income = 0.00EUR

5) are abortions mpu's way of taking back mpu's who have been falsely accused of crimes?

6) why is their no physical, chemical, or external textual evidence of what you preach?

1. Of course, it is the truth. What an odd question.

2. That list exists in universe A and only in the hands of the observers.

3. EXtremely different from any world religion.

4. SOmehow, this doesn't surprise me. You should become my disciple and help spread the message.
5. No. THose souls get recycled with no real consequences.

6. THere is a ton of evidence! You're here aren't you! You exist! Ever look at the world and think life is too complex not to be designed? Ever think The laws of physics are too perfect to be accidental? It's all true, it just isn't god. It's the mpu scientists. I can only hope mpu theory will be taught in science class alongside evolution and the big bang.

 

[ChristianT]

2. That list exists in universe A and only in the hands of the observers.

No, I mean why didn't you peak it at there?

3. EXtremely different from any world religion.

Then you've obviously never read an English bible.

4. SOmehow, this doesn't surprise me. You should become my disciple and help spread the message.

I'm good. I'd rather hear you out (I'm already souled out to Yah)

6. THere is a ton of evidence! You're here aren't you! You exist! Ever look at the world and think life is too complex not to be designed?

Yeppers.

Ever think The laws of physics are too perfect to be accidental?

tl;dr

It's all true, it just isn't god.

So you have been everywhere, have witnessed the beginning of the universe, and know for a fact it isn't God.

It's the mpu scientists. I can only hope mpu theory will be taught in science class alongside evolution and the big bang.

Or perhaps in the church alongside other false teachings (along with biblical and logical answers to each fallacy and argument). Who knows? If you congregate, you could form your own parody religion like pastafarianism, jedism, or kopimism. You could call it "unicornism". Or "unikornism;" so we know you don't teach unicorns exist on this universe..

 

[Ana the Ist]

No, I mean why didn't you peak it at there?


Then you've obviously never read an English bible.


I'm good. I'd rather hear you out (I'm already souled out to Yah)


Yeppers.


tl;dr


So you have been everywhere, have witnessed the beginning of the universe, and know for a fact it isn't God.


Or perhaps in the church alongside other false teachings (along with biblical and logical answers to each fallacy and argument). Who knows? If you congregate, you could form your own parody religion like pastafarianism, jedism, or kopimism. You could call it "unicornism". Or "unikornism;" so we know you don't teach unicorns exist on this universe..

1. As my job was a scientist of The biological sort, I never had access to that list.
2. I've read it, and see no similarities.
3. You can follow whatever religion you choose, it won't make a difference when you have to defend your life to the mpu judges.
4. I've seen the universe being made, been to all of the other universes, no gods anywhere, sorry.
5. This isn't a religion, its the unvarnished truth. I have no desire to set up a false anything, I just want to help all the mpu souls here.


As a side note, universes are pretty easy to make. Even small ones have been made to wear on horns as fashion statements.

 

[Noxot]

Not self-absorbed? Reread your post and count how many times you used the word "I" or "me"

I understand that its hard to conceive of a place where everything you can ever want is possible, but that's the way it is in universe A. Far better than the best place you could imagine. No one (including yourself) was ever glad to leave it and come to universe B. I can only assure you that you were indeed very happy in universe A. It's nothing to worry about.
Repenting is not necessary, your actions here will be judged at the appointed time and you will be asked questions about what you've learned. Only I can help you with that part, if you don't want my help, that's fine too. If you find yourself in universe C however, you'll wish you'd listened a little more closely to the truth I've revealed to you.

Good luck.

this is why i don't like religions, they think they know me and they offer me things that i don't want. they judge me all the time too. unjustly at that! then they act like i don't matter at all, pfft. I know I matter. I refuse to be a carbon copy MPU! i'm unique and so is everyone else. the promises the MPU make are nothing but a bunch of sweet talk lies. your so-called bliss and "heaven" in universe A sounds like nothing more than a government conspiracy that does not even know how to strive after things that are beyond the material or invisible or shapelessness.

universe A is contained! so it is not worth following this mans religion. BEWARE this guy is a false ponycorn... he has no horn.

 

[Ana the Ist]

this is why i don't like religions, they think they know me and they offer me things that i don't want. they judge me all the time too. unjustly at that! then they act like i don't matter at all, pfft. I know I matter. I refuse to be a carbon copy MPU! i'm unique and so is everyone else. the promises the MPU make are nothing but a bunch of sweet talk lies. your so-called bliss and "heaven" in universe A sounds like nothing more than a government conspiracy that does not even know how to strive after things that are beyond the material or invisible or shapelessness.

universe A is contained! so it is not worth following this mans religion. BEWARE this guy is a false ponycorn... he has no horn.

LOL! (I love where this thread is going)

You need not worry about becoming a carbon-copy unicorn. They were all defeated in the great carbon-copy war of ages past. THis happened (of course) many eons before universe A became the wonderful place it is now. Carbon-copies were used for menial labor until a copy named Spartacorn led them in bloody revolt. All true mpus are silicon based life forms.

If you don't like religion, why have that cross up next to your name? Decoration? I'm not trying to push any religion here, I'm trying to reveal the truth. I know its difficult to understand, but if you look back at the answers I've already given people, you'll see the evident truth of my words.

No need to worry about government either, in universe A we're an autonomous collective. Every mpu gets a say in all major decisions.

My mpu body certainly does have a horn, maybe not the longest but it is rather thick, and I hear that's what the female mpus prefer anyway.

 

[ChristianT]

LOL! (I love where this thread is going)

You need not worry about becoming a carbon-copy unicorn. They were all defeated in the great carbon-copy war of ages past. THis happened (of course) many eons before universe A became the wonderful place it is now. Carbon-copies were used for menial labor until a copy named Spartacorn led them in bloody revolt. All true mpus are silicon based life forms.

If you don't like religion, why have that cross up next to your name? Decoration? I'm not trying to push any religion here, I'm trying to reveal the truth. I know its difficult to understand, but if you look back at the answers I've already given people, you'll see the evident truth of my words.

No need to worry about government either, in universe A we're an autonomous collective. Every mpu gets a say in all major decisions.

My mpu body certainly does have a horn, maybe not the longest but it is rather thick, and I hear that's what the female mpus prefer anyway.

How does your potion affect the soul? I the soul a kind of electrical impulse (in the way these words are in a computer)? Or does it actually exist outside of this universe/computer? If it's real, how do they transfer it back and forth?

If you're trying to transmit truth, you should try making a concise, complete list of answers in one specific addressing.

 

[Ana the Ist]

How does your potion affect the soul? I the soul a kind of electrical impulse (in the way these words are in a computer)? Or does it actually exist outside of this universe/computer? If it's real, how do they transfer it back and forth?

If you're trying to transmit truth, you should try making a concise, complete list of answers in one specific addressing.

The potion allows my soul to retain its memories through the memory erasing process that souls are subjected to upon entering a different universe. The modern dictionary definition of "soul" does well in defining it. The process of transferring a soul is achieved with advanced technology, a little machine known as the soul-o-matic 9200.

"If you're trying to transmit truth, you should try making a concise, complete list of answers in one specific addressing."
Go ahead and reread the OP. I explained the origin of the universe, life, and the reason why we are all here! I don't see how I could be more complete or concise than that. What else did you want answers to?