The laughter thread.

[Godlovesmetwo]

Colin
My favourite sketches of him were with Ronnie Barker at parties. I preferred Ronnie Barker, but together they were magic!

 

[Colin]

Colin
My favourite sketches of him were with Ronnie Barker at parties. I preferred Ronnie Barker, but together they were magic!

This is a zany one.......

 

[Anhelyna]

That - the 4 candles episode was simply brilliant

Thanks for posting it Colin.

 

[WarriorAngel]

RIP.

 

[Anhelyna]

Just found this

 

[anjelica]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[WarriorAngel]

 

[Colin]

My mom's real religious, dude.

She's all, 'You gotta find Jesus.'

I'm like, 'I know where Jesus is. He's in jail.'

'Cause when all my friends come out, they're like, 'Hey, I found Jesus.'

 

[bill5]

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[One Voice Among Many1]

 

[WarriorAngel]

This is a zany one.......

Had to rewatch that before work.
ROFL.

 

[WarriorAngel]

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I have to try this someday...with a straight face, that could be hard.
Perhaps if i find a young kid - it would be really hilarious.
Older ppl get my jokes too easy.

 

[mmksparbud]

My sister- in- law and I loved to stand on a busy corner while waiting for the light to turn green so we could walk across. We would go on and on about how we were raising Naugha's--how cute the little animals were and it was a shame they had to be killed for their hides---Naugahyde--the looks on people's faces was priceless.

 

[Colin]

A man walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”

“But why?” asks the man.

“Well , you see , I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

 

[Colin]

A Pentecostal Christian couple felt it important to own a Pentecostal Christian pet.

So, they went shopping for a Pentecostal Christian dog.

At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot.

When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.

When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity.

They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home (piously, of course).

That night they had friends over.

They were so proud of their new dog and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little.

The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well.

This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn’t thought about “normal” tricks.

Well, they said, “let’s try this out.”

Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounced the command,”Heel!”

Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man’s forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head in prayer.

 

[mmksparbud]

LOL---I can have a rather perverse sense of humor at times---
A woman at work would bring in eggs from her home where she had chickens. She was Catholic. She offered me some one day, I said, "I'm sorry, but I only use eggs from SDA chickens"---she was very obviously shocked and asked how I knew they were SDA----I said--"They don't lay on the Sabbath!"----She really looked shocked "They don't?" ---"Nope--but they do twice on Sunday!" At which point I couldn't help myself and busted out laughing.

 

[Colin]

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman watch their dead friend pass by.

"Oh, and I owed him £100," says the Irishman, putting the money on top of the coffin.

"So did I," says the Englishman, doing the same.

"Me too," says the Scotsman, writing out a cheque for £300 and taking the change .

 

[anjelica]

Y'all is norty!

 

[Anhelyna]

Of course we is - that's the fun of it

 

[JackRT]

A farm couple in Saskatchewan had their farm right up against the American border. North Dakota was just across the fence line. They had been aware for years that there was some dispute as to just where the border was. One day the mail brought an official envelope from the Canada / USA Border Commission. The husband read it aloud. It told them that after all relevant documents had been reviewed and a new survey had been completed, their property was determined to be in the USA and that their farm was now in North Dakota. They were asked to sign a document to acknowledge receipt of the notice and that they were not going to appeal the decision. The wife said “Sign it Frank, sign it! I don’t think that I can handle another Canadian winter!”