The Excuse Game

[brinny]

sorry they're away getting decorations and the doors are locked

make some choc'late chip walnut cookies

 

[lucypevensie]

No, you never know when someone might all of a sudden develop a nut allergy.

Please sort through all the mail

 

[Daughter of His]

sorry, it's against the law and you know me, law abiding citizen. (DIY)

Would you run the rototiller for me?

 

[MissRowy]

I don't even know what that is so therefore I cannot do that

Go and get my prescriptions for me please?

 

[Historicus]

You're all the way in Australia and I can't swim

Bake some Christmas cookies

 

[mandyangel]

I don't have any dough

Go fill the tub up with warm water for me

 

[MissRowy]

Sorry the hot water system blew and the powers gone out so I cant help you

fluff my pillow for me!

 

[wgooden]

Sorry, my wife would not like that.

Bring me some figgie pudding.

 

[Matthew-59]

I've never had figgie pudding, so therefore have none to bring to you.

Make an omelet with lots of cheese in it for me.

 

[brinny]

it would make me hungry and i'd prob'ly eat it

catch this li'l mouse runnin' around in here...

 

[Matthew-59]

LOL!! Brinny, you make me laugh! I don't know why, you just do.
Well... I can't catch that mouse cuz he's runnin' around in yer house and not in mine. Send him over here and maybe I could catch him. No guarantees though, cuz ya know how those little critters can jump... right outta da glass vase or jar.

Help me eat this omelet.

 

[brinny]

hahaaa

alas i cannot for i gots to finish dis smoothie

light this candle for me

 

[MissRowy]

Sorry but I ran out of matches!!

go buy some bread for me

 

[Matthew-59]

Why should I buy you some bread when I could just make it for you? Let's see... I'll need some flour, cement, horseradish sauce, lemonade, guacamole, pickle juice, corn starch, and five gallons of elephant milk. That should do it!

Wash my clothes for me.

 

[dogs4thewin]

but I am not at your house
dye your hair

 

[Kaseye330]

I would but it stains my fingers

Make me brownies

 

[dogs4thewin]

I cannot cook
go to bed

 

[lucypevensie]

I only go to bed after midnight, so...

Will you walk the dog?

 

[I Eat Pie]

I'm allergic to fur.

Can you remember to turn off the stove?

 

[WannaWitness]

Sorry. I'm afraid I might break the knob off.

Open the curtains.