The Excuse Game

[Daughter of His]

But it's dark outside, I just can't

How about you showing me how to clean a house in record time and I'll take good notes

 

[Matthew-59]

Do I really look that gullible to you? I'll give you my notes on how to clean a house and you put them into practice.

Come over and clean my house... as soon as you get my notes memorized.

 

[Daughter of His]

I wouldn't advise holding your breath as I am slow to memorize and I noticed that is your contingency.

Will you fix my computer?

 

[MissRowy]

Have you tried turning it on and off again? Sorry until you do that I aint fixing it!

Can you make me another coffee?

 

[lucypevensie]

I don't like the smell of coffee.

Cut up the veggies for the stew.

 

[Historicus]

I would but I'm afraid of knives...and veggies.

Suggest a good Christmas movie

 

[MissRowy]

Sorry all the Christmas movies I know have been deleted from my brain

can you move my suitcase so I can put stuff in it?

 

[Historicus]

I don't think you should go anywhere cause you may not have internet access in order to play this game!

Sing a Christmas carol

 

[Daughter of His]

:eeK: ME sing???? cough drop please ahem ahem nah

Play the piano for me?

 

[Historicus]

I would but it's out of tune and would sound horrible!

Make some hot chocolate for everyone posting in this thread

 

[lucypevensie]

How about if I just tell everyone to drive to the closest Starbuck's and you all just buy your own or whatever you want.

Sing the puppy to sleep.

 

[MissRowy]

I am afraid my singing might just turn him into a werewolf...

Go and check the mail for me

 

[lucypevensie]

Last I checked you had mail in there. It's probably still there, so maybe you should go pick it up.

Why don't you light one of the candles?

 

[MissRowy]

I would but we ran out of matches!!

Can you get my other suitcase for me?

 

[lucypevensie]

Nah, one suitcase is enough for you.

Have yourself a healthy snack!

 

[Daughter of His]

Why?

Would you mind taking out the trash?

 

[lucypevensie]

Yes, I would mind very much! It's not my turn!

Make me a dessert to take to a potluck?

 

[Matthew-59]

I wasn't invited to the potluck, so I ain't obligated to make anything for it.

Help me wrap Christmas presents.

 

[lucypevensie]

Last time I did that a whole roll of paper got away from me and everything in the whole room got wrapped up and tangled and it was a horrible mess that took hours to clean up. I'm sure you don't want that!

Go shopping with me.

 

[MissRowy]

I don't have any money so it wouldnt be much fun

go and get some money for me