The Excuse Game

[Quid est Veritas?]

I can't stay abreast of all your criminal argot. Speak English. I need to leave the diamonds where?

Help me end my life of crime.

 

[LaSorcia]

Hey, I'd like to encourage you on the straight and narrow path, but I need this document forged. Since you're already in a life of crime- well, better you than me.

Please feed the livestock on time or they get grumpy.

 

[DavidFirth]

If I feed the livestock I'll get grumpy. Better to get @gennypearl to do it.

Trade your cat to me, mine is too aggressive.

 

[gennypearl]

I have a clingy kind of cat, I'm afraid I'll have scars and bruises if I do that.

Summon @Tom Farebrother back to this game.

 

[DavidFirth]

I don't know him very well, sorry.

Summons @LaSorcia to this thread.

 

[gennypearl]

But I'm not the plaintiff.

Sing a Bob Marley song.

 

[LaSorcia]

I can only sing in A flat minor. That would destroy his music.

Please babysit my kid today.

 

[DavidFirth]

Can't. I already work 2 jobs!

Sing Sweet Home Alabama.

 

[lucypevensie]

I'm not from Alabama though. It would be like a lie if I were to sing it.

You should use Google instead of Bing.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

I happen to think binge watching all the series of friends in the hope that Chandler answers my question somewhere, or failing that, utilising complex gematria from his known statements, is the only way to get a truly definitive and veridical answer, thank you very much.

Wake me up before you go?

 

[LaSorcia]

Pfft, yeah, burglars always wake up their victims.

Make sure you have all your tax-filing documents organized.

 

[mama2one]

sorry, why do today when can put off to much later, lol







keep my tax papers until October so I don't lose them

 

[lucypevensie]

I'm babysitting little nephew and he likes ripping and eating paper. You still want me to keep your documents in my house?

Call and set up an eye doctor appointment for me .

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

What is an Eye doctor? Do you mean an Opthalmologist, a real medical speciality - or an Optometrist, that some countries give the title to as well?

Help me convince the US to adopt the metric system.

 

[LaSorcia]

That's fascist. Beamish Village, a living museum of early 20th century England, is forced by the government to use the metric system. Quite the anachronism.

Help me to root out the closet, metric-loving fascists on the forums!

 

[DavidFirth]

Well, if I did that, you'd be out of a job!

How can I restore my monarchy in Bulgaria?

 

[LaSorcia]

Please ring your nurse's bell. I think you need some more medication.

How can I get my packet sniffer to sniff better?

 

[DavidFirth]

Kick him real hard in the rear. Usually works.

I don't have a nurse. Be my nurse.

 

[lucypevensie]

Ugh, those ugly white shoes they have to wear though... I can't be a nurse.

Could you stop at the store and buy a birthday cake?

 

[mama2one]

sorry, they're all decorated so pretty & am terrible at making decisions
btw, Happy Birthday if it's yours tomorrow







please send Spring my way
Brrr it's chilly