Ok. There's a few thing's one must keep in mind when reading this seemilgy SUPER stereotypical article. But keep in mind, I wrote this in a school newspaper, and the kids who I wrote this about, fit the stereotype of a Confederate Bigot to a ***T***. And I wrote it with the fact in mind, these kids do this to be cool. I'm no problem with the Confed Flag to be quite honest, if there's a real reason for the patriotism towards it. If someone has a real reason to be patriotic and proud of the Rebel cause (ie fam in war, etc...), but when it's just displayed to be cool and act like a bad*butt*, it's very annoying and very very.. I don't know the Word. Also keep in mind, we live in Michigan, and the school I go to is very diverse. Now read.
As a newspaper editorialist, it's my job to bring to the attention of my fellow classmates issues which truly affect us all, like war, terrorism, drugs, and civil right.
But this time, the issue I wish to discuss is an issue of subtly: a specific ignorance I see day in and day out throughout Lowell... Confederate Pride.
You know who you are. You're the type who somehow fashioons bulls horns on the fron of your 'big bad trucks,' or the type which displays the Confederate Flag on a bumper sticker for all who pass you to know that yes, you indeed support the Rebel cause.
But here's a newsflash kids: The South lost. A long, long time ago. (The keyword here is South. We lice in one of the northernmost states in the US, don't we?)
Now don't get my wrong, driving big, obnoxious trucks in the mud, praying to the football gods, and shucking corn are very influential parts of my life. (If it was ever appropriate for one of those animated 'roll-eyes,' it is now.)
Yet displaying my so-called 'Confedeerate Pride' is not. Not because I do not think white, excuse me, Caucasian Pride is not vital to our open-minded community, nor is it because I beliece that displaying our 'Rebel Pride' is a very non-ignorant thing to do. But I don't think it helps with the newly diversified school.
Nevermind, I was lying. To be quite honest, I think we all should be expressing our Confederate Loce, not just the super-intelligent, sickle toting hicks of our community, but also our 'yuppies', 'wangsters', and educators.
But not just our school's milky-skinned inhabitants. But also the Asians, Irish, Mexicans, and most importantly African American should get involved. Because let's face it my friends, what better wat to express our intelligence, compassion, and sense of open-mindedness than by proudly disgracing ourselves with a flag than up here, can only represent ignorance and racism.
But, I suppose it's your God-given right to express how simple-minded you are. After all, that's what our country has faught for, for so long.
Excuse the punct, grammar mistakes.