That Awkward Moment Thread

[mojoboy31]

That very awkward and embarrassing moment when you bend over to put something on the shelf and you pass gas...and realize someone was behind you.

Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. That must hAve really stunk.

Sorry. Couldn't hold it in! Oh geeze, I can't stop the puns...

 

[Squeakers]

Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. That must hAve really stunk.

Sorry. Couldn't hold it in! Oh geeze, I can't stop the puns...

Well played, sir. Well played.

 

[Goodbook]

The awkward moment when you in the toilet and you forgot to lock the door and someone opens it and you sitting there...

 

[Squeakers]

The awkward moment when you in the toilet and you forgot to lock the door and someone opens it and you sitting there...

I've...ah...I thought the door was locked while I was trying on some clothes at a store once...and a man almost walked in on me. He would've definitely gotten an eyeful if it wasn't for the fact that he was as horrified as me and VERY quickly slammed the door shut again....

A thoughtful lesson to ya, kids...ALWAYS check the locks.

 

[mojoboy31]

At work, we have one of those family bathrooms that just has a door to lock and no stalls. Can't tell you how many times I've hadda use it, sat down, and then the thought hits me: "Did I lock the door?" I try to see it, but can't, and then debate whether to get up and check or not, and it's loads of fun.

 

[Cute Tink]

I thought I had locked a door at a beach once, only to discover I had locked the wrong lock. The one I used didn't work.

 

[mojoboy31]

That awkward moment when the crush that you're losing sleep over starts talking about how soul-crushing crushes are.... Because they have a crush on someone else....

 

[MotherFirefly]

That awkward moment when the crush that you're losing sleep over starts talking about how soul-crushing crushes are.... Because they have a crush on someone else....

Aw.....

 

[mojoboy31]

Aw.....

Lol, I was serious when I said my life could be summed as a never ending stream of Bad Luck Brian and Awkward Sea Lion memes.

 

[MotherFirefly]

Lol, I was serious when I said my life could be summed as a never ending stream of Bad Luck Brian and Awkward Sea Lion memes.

 

[Deidre32]

That awkward moment...when you're in a relationship (this happened a few years ago) and the guy says ''I love you,'' and you reply ''thank you.''

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[MehGuy]

When you open the fridge with happy anticipation but forget that you're poor and it's completely empty..

Lol, I'm not really poor but I'm sure it's happening to some guy as you read this.

 

[mojoboy31]

That awkward moment...when you're in a relationship (this happened a few years ago) and the guy says ''I love you,'' and you reply ''thank you.''

That awkward moment when you say, 'I love you', and the other person replies, 'Thank you.'

 

[Cute Tink]

That awkward moment when I think to myself, "this song is awesome! I wonder what language this is in..." and realize that this foreign song is actually English.

Real horrible English.

I wouldn't have guessed

 

[Travelers.Soul]

That awkward moment when I think to myself, "this song is awesome! I wonder what language this is in..." and realize that this foreign song is actually English.

Real horrible English.

Where are the subtitles?!?!?! It's....awful.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

That awkward moment when you've been awake for hours yet you are still struggling to wake up.
Coffee and Tea haven't helped at all.

 

[Deidre32]

That awkward moment when your ex fiance wanted to end all contact and you agree, but then you receive a text asking ''what are you doing for July 4th?'' (and you are seeing someone else)

(Haven't replied yet. I thought he might have heard through the grapevine since we have mutual friends, that I'm seeing someone.)

 

[Swan7]

(Haven't replied yet. I thought he might have heard through the grapevine since we have mutual friends, that I'm seeing someone.)

I think it should be you to tell him that. He will be grateful hearing it from you (even though you might not think so) rather than someone else or even more embarrassing, from a group.

I hope you two can eventually patch things up, of course.

 

[mojoboy31]

That awkward moment when your ex fiance wanted to end all contact and you agree, but then you receive a text asking ''what are you doing for July 4th?'' (and you are seeing someone else)

(Haven't replied yet. I thought he might have heard through the grapevine since we have mutual friends, that I'm seeing someone.)

He probably has heard, which is why he texted out of the blue with a random question like that.