Tell an outrageous lie about the person who posted last!

[klynnmiller]

You're killin' me!!!!


For last years Fourth of July parade, Klynn choreographed a routine for the local lawn chair brigaide set to the tune "Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars" by Weird Al Yankovic...

LOL!

The only reason Dluvs2trvl remembers this is because she is the president of our local chapter of the Lawn Chair Brigaide, and she choriographed this routine as part of her tribute to Weird Al Yankovic. You know she's his biggest fan!!!

 

[dluvs2trvl]

LOL!

The only reason Dluvs2trvl remembers this is because she is the president of our local chapter of the Lawn Chair Brigaide, and she choriographed this routine as part of her tribute to Weird Al Yankovic. You know she's his biggest fan!!!

This may be true but what Klynn failed to mention is that I learned all my best lawn chair brigaide moves from her!

 

[LeAnn1973]

Breaking News:

dluvs2trvl was seen last night sitting on her porch at midnight, peeling potatoes and whistling the tune of "Dueling Banjos". They had to sedate her to get her back to her bed.

 

[dluvs2trvl]

This evening LeAnn's husband came home to find her encased in a bathtub full of strawberry jello...she had a spoon in her right hand and a can of whipped cream in her left...and the Beatles "Strawberry Fields" playing in the background...

 

[klynnmiller]

Dluvs2trvl was arrested last Saturday when she attacked the corner fire hydrant with a sling shot, yelling and screaming and causing a disturbence. She was dragged into the cell yelling, "I killed Golieth! I killed Golieth!!!"

 

[dluvs2trvl]

Dluvs2trvl was arrested last Saturday when she attacked the corner fire hydrant with a sling shot, yelling and screaming and causing a disturbence. She was dragged into the cell yelling, "I killed Golieth! I killed Golieth!!!"

LOL!!!!


Klynn likes to paint the tip of her index finger red, put a blanket on her head and stand in her backyard, point at the sky and yell "Answer the dang phone!!!!"

 

[klynnmiller]

Dluvs2trvl often watches Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood intently while twirling fire-lit batons and singing the theme song to Three's Company.

(This was my daughter's inspiration!)

 

[LeAnn1973]

Dluvs2trvl often watches Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood intently while twirling fire-lit batons and singing the theme song to Three's Company.

(This was my daughter's inspiration!)

"....come and knock on our doooooorrr...we've been waiting for yoooouuuuu..."

Klynn failed Kindergarten.

 

[SuzQ]

LeAnn invented post-it notes.

(Borrowed that from Romy & Michelle).

 

[dluvs2trvl]

SuzQ likes to hang out at the local Home Depot and pretend that she is the host of a home improvement television show...

 

[Daisysqueaks]

Dluvs2trvl loves to daily bath in a vat of orange jello.

 

[klynnmiller]

Daisysqueaks is trying to get into the Guiness Book of World records for longest armpit hair. Every time she wears a tank top, she looks like she's got Buck Wheat in a head lock!

 

[vic74]

klynnmiller has an evil twin she keeps locked in her basement.

 

[Savedthroughfaith]

vic74 likes to drink Crystal Lite out of a champagne flute while nibbling on frog legs.

 

[Monaleezza]

SavedthroughFaith is a fake!
Before going to bed at night she has to remove her Diana Ross wig and peel off her RuPaul eyelashes.
She spits out the cotton wool balls that make up her hamster-style full rosy cheeks.
She then steps out of her padded underwear that gives her that voluptuous rear and She plucks off her fingernails and toenails with the sunset-over-the-horizon pictures hand painted on them.
Finally she removes from her bra two frost-free hot water bottles (dual purpose pert boobs and energy saving too)

All of this is done at 2AM because she has to wait until her husband of 12 years is fast asleep (the poor man STILL has no clue about any of this)
By 4AM hubby starts to stir and so SavedthroughFaith is wide awake and putting it all back on again!

 

[dluvs2trvl]

SavedthroughFaith is a fake!
Before going to bed at night she has to remove her Diana Ross wig and peel off her RuPaul eyelashes.
She spits out the cotton wool balls that make up her hamster-style full rosy cheeks.
She then steps out of her padded underwear that gives her that voluptuous rear and She plucks off her fingernails and toenails with the sunset-over-the-horizon pictures hand painted on them.
Finally she removes from her bra two frost-free hot water bottles (dual purpose pert boobs and energy saving too)

All of this is done at 2AM because she has to wait until her husband of 12 years is fast asleep (the poor man STILL has no clue about any of this)
By 4AM hubby starts to stir and so SavedthroughFaith is wide awake and putting it all back on again!

Oh my gosh!!! I'm laughing so hard that I can't think of a good lie to tell about Monaleezza!!!!

 

[VioletLady]

dluvs2trvl has a cassette tape containing various scary noises she made herself. It contains such sounds as creaking floorboards, moaning and wailing, tapping and thumping.

She loves to host sleepover parties, and when the guests have settled down for a good night's sleep, she plays the tape back at full blast - resulting in her poor unwitting guests fleeing from her house in their pyjamas!!

(her house guests are Christian and in their normal waking state they wouldn't be frightened, but the final straw comes when dluvs2trvl comes through the front door dressed as a tree and furiously waving flashlights around the room!)

 

[Savedthroughfaith]

SavedthroughFaith is a fake!
Before going to bed at night she has to remove her Diana Ross wig and peel off her RuPaul eyelashes.
She spits out the cotton wool balls that make up her hamster-style full rosy cheeks.
She then steps out of her padded underwear that gives her that voluptuous rear and She plucks off her fingernails and toenails with the sunset-over-the-horizon pictures hand painted on them.
Finally she removes from her bra two frost-free hot water bottles (dual purpose pert boobs and energy saving too)

All of this is done at 2AM because she has to wait until her husband of 12 years is fast asleep (the poor man STILL has no clue about any of this)
By 4AM hubby starts to stir and so SavedthroughFaith is wide awake and putting it all back on again!

 

[VioletLady]

savedthroughfaith has a dark side to her character - when she is wearing the Diana Ross gear, she sneaks out of the house and sets up road works in other people's gardens!

She also goes out of her way to rescue any unwitting worms who may have crawled into the road by mistake.

 

[warrrior4him007]

dluv2trvl yesgo to your old ways you know how you use to be she thought she was hot stuff she had the moves and the looks