AirForceTeacher
King of the Wicker People
Dluv just finished her correspondence taxidermy class. Her final project was stuffing my cat. Unfortunately, he wasn't dead yet!
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Tell an outrageous lie about the person who posted last!
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dluvs2trvl
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AFT just bought a new computer program where he can morph his face with the faces of celebrities so that he can see what their children might look like...
He tells everyone that his favorite is Angelina Jolie but secretly it's Brad Pitt
He tells everyone that his favorite is Angelina Jolie but secretly it's Brad Pitt
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AirForceTeacher
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D luvs to travel ... that's why she's posting this from the back of an ostrich in Botswanaland as she competes in Amazing Race 14 - the Christian Edition.
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dluvs2trvl
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AFT has a second job as an evening gown designer. He is known in the fashion world as Gigi.
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AirForceTeacher
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You know it girlfriend, and if you keep telling my secrets, no more rhinestones for you! You won't be able to keep up your seedy nightclub act that's the cover for your international spy ring which is really a facade for your evangelistic crusades which are actually a front for your computer dating service.
(and that's Ms. GiGi to you!)
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dluvs2trvl
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AFT likes to dress up in a blouson shirt, tight pants, a head band and heeled boots and put the sound track to Lord of the Dance on his surround sound and dance his little heart out on his hardwood floors...
Unfortunately, the downstairs neighbors aren't as thrilled with his dream of becoming the next Michael Flatley
Unfortunately, the downstairs neighbors aren't as thrilled with his dream of becoming the next Michael Flatley
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BeachBlonde doesn't live anywhere near the beach!! She lives alone in a hut on a desolate island in the Outer Hebrides (far north Scotland) with a community of wolves and otters whom she knows personally. She is proficient in the study of obscure animal communication - her posts on CF are mostly coded and could be dangerous! Beware!!!!! 
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AirForceTeacher
King of the Wicker People
Eric harbors a secret desire to be a superhero - Purpleman, with the devastating powers of the Purple Marten. He even has constructed a secret lair in a giant birdhouse in the mountains near his home.
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dluvs2trvl
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AFT just called to tell me that he was cast as the lead in the off off off broadway production of Cats - and by off off off broadway I mean that he will be on the stage in Newark, NJ!
Way to go AFT!!! Meow!!!
Way to go AFT!!! Meow!!!
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AirForceTeacher
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What you don't know is that Dluv was trying out for the same role, but was turned down. She is instead playing the Ottumwa Iowa staging of Sweeney Todd. She plays a meat pie named Barbara.
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dluvs2trvl
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AFT gushed with joy about his lead role in Cats! This is opening many doors for him such as taking over Paris Hilton's role on the Simple Life while she is in the slammer.
Nicole and AFT will be spending the season working as nail techs in malls across America!
Nicole and AFT will be spending the season working as nail techs in malls across America!
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AirForceTeacher
King of the Wicker People
Dluv has just quit her job to audition for "Starved for Attention - The Paris Hilton Story." She wants the lead role so she can exploit her fame to finally succeed in her quest to get a table at Armando's House of Ribs and Frog Legs.
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dluvs2trvl
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After the season wraps on the Simple Life...AFT, will be rehearsing to take over as the Construction Worker in the revival of the Village People!
Can you say....I wanna be a macho man!
Can you say....I wanna be a macho man!
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AirForceTeacher
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Dluvs last job was the Indian Chief's feather straightener. She was fired when she was caught wearing the headdress as a boa in her night club act ... the content of which should never be spoken of again.
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dluvs2trvl
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AFT just received a call from his mentor Yanni....he is going to join Yanni on tour as his personal butler and hair stylist.
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AirForceTeacher
King of the Wicker People
In a fit of passion, Dluv once dressed up as a watermelon to picket a grocery store. Apparently, she takes the word "seedless" very seriously!
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AirForceTeacher
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Dluv never talks about her lost years in the Romanian hinterlands, touring with the Spice Girls before their big break.
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