Super Meanie Genie!

[Dirk1540]

Granted, I will give you the ultimate sunny day, the one with that solar flare that wipes out all the electronics on Earth, and has been the motivation for end of the world preppers for decades.

I wish that my sneakers had powered rollers on them so I didn’t have to walk or run anymore but just push buttons.

 

[mama2one]

granted
but you don't know how to brake & keep running into trees




pls fix my town's lights so I don't hit EVERY red light

 

[Phil.Stein]

granted
but you don't know how to brake & keep running into trees

pls fix my town's lights so I don't hit EVERY red light

granted. now the lights only colors are green, greener, and greenest! hopefully there won't be any traffic insidents to delay ur journey.

super meanie jeanie, when people see me, i want them to thnik "wow. that man there is brave, handsome and cleverer than a stick in a bucket of mud".

 

[dogs4thewin]

granted but now people will dislike you after they meet you

I wish could drive

 

[Phil.Stein]

granted. you can drive like michael shoemaker, but im converting you to the amish faith, and they don't believe in cars.

super mean genie, i want to be like a biblical hero, and smite bad ones like goliath.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Granted; but your son publically shames you and throws your whole house in turmoil and your cousin then kills him when his hair gets caught in a tree.

Genie, I wish for the all the political turmoil to cease.

 

[gennypearl]

Granted, World War III just started.

Wishing for a peaceful day.

 

[LaSorcia]

Granted. You sleep and have good dreams all day long.

I wish it would snow only on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

 

[gennypearl]

Granted but Santa just made everyday a Christmas day.

Wishing for a wishing star to appear tonight.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Granted, but it is called Wormwood and is a harbinger of Armageddon.

I wish for competent colleagues.

 

[Dirk1540]

Granted. But so much world class competence is pouring into your hospital now that you all the sudden appear to be incompetent, you probably have a couple weeks left before getting fired.

I wish that sirloin steak manna would appear on my lawn every morning.

 

[LaSorcia]

Granted, but it's raw and you always over sleep so it rots in the sun before you can get to it. Your neighbours complain about the smell and you are forced to leave your home.

I wish I had a new avatar.

 

[mama2one]

granted but it's a pic of you with wild hair, wide eyes, and you're running with safety scissors

 

[mama2one]

I wish I could think of a wish

 

[gennypearl]

Granted, but you're daydreaming all your life.

I wish for Santa to finally give me a gift.

 

[mama2one]

granted
but u can't stop crying when u learn Santa's not real




help me be 10 yrs younger, lol

 

[gennypearl]

Granted but you are living in the most isolated place in the world for a stress free life.

Wishing for a time machine.

 

[LaSorcia]

Granted, but it only moves forward in time.

I wish I could sleep in.

 

[gennypearl]

Granted, but you'll wake up in January and missed Christmas.

Wishing for a spaceship to take me to the moon.

 

[mama2one]

granted

but since you like the astronaut suit so much, you stay for 5 yrs as part of some experimental first colony