Few, I repeat, FEW times in my years in TAW have I disagreed with the venerable Matt, but in this case I must say you're nutburgers!!
So it's awful for Darth Vader to shout NOOOO in Ep.3, but in Empire Strikes Back Luke's AWFUL acting with "nooooo, noooo, that's not true! That's impoooooosible" was Oscar material!?
Hayden Christensen and Ewan McGregor do this AMAZING light saber duel that takes your breath away and for one brief instant they whip the sabers about, but you find that INCREDIBLE LAME ANew Hope Obi Wan old fart vs. lazy Vader inspiring!? LOL! Or the 'breathtaking' Empire Strikes Back battle where Vader fights Luke one-handed as Luke flails about!!? Yeah, now that was amazing!!
Wookees make this annoying sound for decades, and yet when several make it in a battle that constitutes stepping over the line!!? LOL!
High ground defense made sense.
The dialogue was no more Shakespearean than the original three....
The Windu-Sidious stuff was fine. What's NOT to love when the lightning bolts come out to "UNLIIIIIIMITED POWWWWER!!!"
Hayden Christensen is NOT a good actor, I'll grant you 100%....but seriously.... MARK HAMMIL!!?!? One of the worst actors I've ever seen. Billy Dee Williams!!?
The CGI, imho, was awesome in Ep. 3, less cartoonish than Ep. 2....
I have to disagree with the flat acting? After two AWFUL films of blandness, Natalie Portman finally showed her stuff. Ian McDiarmaid was his usual self. The rest were about the same....There was no Jar-Jar----BONUS!
Music score was great, no real plot holes. Everything was pretty sweet.
Vader had to start off skinny, he was a 20-something!! You want overweight Vader!!?
If you're going to blast Ep.3, you'd have to hate the first original three that had
Jawas
Ewoks
Lando's weird bald robot-like buddy
Nien Nunb (remember that dude!!!!?)
Rancor keeper crying
Sarlaccious Crumb
Boba Fett dying to a burp
A trash compactor with a one-eyed monster in it(!!!)
Luke barely caring that his uncle and aunt got barbecued
Darth Vader choking his entire senior staff
Monsters living in meteors
Mark Hamill's acting
Carrie Fisher's acting
Tauntauns (talk about annoying sounds!)
Little pig men running carbon freezing units
Jawas driving 50-feet tall mega tanks through the deserts looking for junk saying "hoop-tee-Dee!" Lol
Leia's cheesy "someone who loves you!" line as Boushh
Bib Fortuna "Dee wanna wanga!"
Admiral Akbar (talk about goofy!)
A guy with a pig nose defending a buddy with a butt mouth in the cantina
Low budget Tuskin Raiders
I submit, Matt, Star Wars is all a tad over the top. In some ways Ep. 3 was tame in comparison!
flat acting, plot holes, Vader's "NNNNOOOOOOO!", the Windu-Palpatine fight, Palpatine's "NNNOOOOO!", the over use of CG, the Grevious fight, Hayden Christiansen, skinny Vader, the moment in the final fight where Obi-Wan and Anakin are just swinging their lightsabers and not hitting each other, Obi-Wan's High ground defense at the end, horrible dialogue and writing, the Wookiee battle cry, and the list goes on. that movie was horrible.