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Discussion in 'Clean/Christian Jokes' started by Amittai, Feb 28, 2020.

  1. Amittai

    Amittai Active Member

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    - what do you call the New Evangelisation Regulator? Offmessage.
    - what do you call the Transcendental Meditation Regulator? Om-budsman.
     
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    The reason there are so many problems in churches, is that leaders don't pay sufficient attention to church order. If you would put infralapsarians on the left of the aisle and supralapsarians to the right, then there will be harmony in your parish! You heard it here first!

    I'm going to join the flying spaghetti worshippers. They've got lots of saints in their Collander.

    The frogs, who of course believe in total immersion, have announced their "Save The Crocodile Crusade". (Let's hear it for the darlings - "Aaaaah !!!")
     
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    Q - What do you call a man with leaves in his hair?
    A - Bertrand.

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