Slim pickin's

[ido]

Hey d, need some of my Gingko Baloba??

patience is one thing I do have, I raised 2 teenager to adulthood without killiin 'em!!

One question - how do you keep from killing them until they hit the teen years???

(I was ready to sell the oldest one to a wooden indian today - inside family joke LOL)

 

[ido]

patience?! Woman....you're a saint! teenagers are the reason i never wanted kids! lol

speaking of the subject of the OP....i have a myspace page and once again, the proof that Cavemen are alive and well outside of Geico commercials has reared its ugly head. some dork messaged me today.....no subject line and only three words 'like to chat'.

uga uga!!! he like woman!!! he want steak!!

why are ALL men in my town like this?????

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

I hate to tell ya - but it's not just your town! I'm still trying to find a guy here that can speak in complete sentences.

 

[ElElena]

speak in complete sentences and..........

there must be a desire for more than that -- oh please add on to that message

 

[ido]

There is definitely a desire for more, Elena. I just can't find a guy that wants to disclose enough information about himself for me to figure out if he's got the rest of the package. They all seem to get caught on the physical aspect of a relationship from the very get-go.

I obviously want a man that has a heart for God. He would have to love kids and be willing to emotionally adopt mine. However, he would also have to understand that I wouldn't be looking to invite him into their lives until I knew we were going to have a solid, long-term relationship. Of course, this is ideal, but depending on how I meet him, he could end up being a part of their lives sooner. I actually don't have a very long list of must-haves aside from that. Integrity, monogamy, and a strong faith would round the person out nicely.

 

[ElElena]

sounds like you are on the right track --

 

[ElElena]

I have to admit that I liked the humor you shared and I wanted to see if you'd give another one of those humorus replies.

The reality of what you desire is a good thing, too.

 

[ido]

I have to admit that I liked the humor you shared and I wanted to see if you'd give another one of those humorus replies.

The reality of what you desire is a good thing, too.

ahhh...well that's an easy request to fill!

Speak in complete sentences
Walk upright
Have a pulse

Shall I go on?

 

[ElElena]

I knew I could count on you for that.

Add humor anytime you like. The good taste in humor is welcome.

 

[ido]

I think it's important to add that his family tree should have at least a few branches. LOL

 

[dluvs2trvl]

I think it's important to add that his family tree should have at least a few branches. LOL

And that he shouldn't be swinging from it!!! LOL!

 

[ElElena]

good ones, gals!made me smile

 

[GritsnGrace]

ahhh...well that's an easy request to fill!

Speak in complete sentences
Walk upright
Have a pulse

Shall I go on?

How about puts the toilet seat down?

 

[ElElena]

that's always nice -- If they only knew how much a blessing it is for a man to do that simple little task.

 

[HoosierCanuck]

I hate to tell ya - but it's not just your town! I'm still trying to find a guy here that can speak in complete sentences.

sorry to hear that.....i was hoping that the race of inbred losers whose arrest record is longer than their resume' was just an exclusive problem to this little corner of the world.

Once I finally got my DIALUP to download his page...I see nothing of any surprise....he smokes, he drinks and pretty much anyone who'd commented him dropped an 'f-bomb' in the sentence. Okay.....on my page I list NO under drink/smoke and Jesus is listed FIRST among my heroes. Hello????!?!?!??! If he were to write back....my comeback will be "I'll be more than happy to chat if you'd like to hear about my good friend Jesus"

 

[ido]

And that he shouldn't be swinging from it!!! LOL!

 

[ido]

How about puts the toilet seat down?

You can definitely add that one to my list!

 

[ido]

sorry to hear that.....i was hoping that the race of inbred losers whose arrest record is longer than their resume' was just an exclusive problem to this little corner of the world.

Once I finally got my DIALUP to download his page...I see nothing of any surprise....he smokes, he drinks and pretty much anyone who'd commented him dropped an 'f-bomb' in the sentence. Okay.....on my page I list NO under drink/smoke and Jesus is listed FIRST among my heroes. Hello????!?!?!??! If he were to write back....my comeback will be "I'll be more than happy to chat if you'd like to hear about my good friend Jesus"

My ex used to enjoy witnessing to the Jehovah's Witnesses that would come knocking on Saturday mornings. LOL

 

[ElElena]

Looks like we know why there are slim pickins

 

[GritsnGrace]

True, Elelena! True!

 

[ElElena]

We shall keep taking each day the Lord allows us to have and smile smile smile