Singles Matchmakers Game (10)

[MehGuy]

Every morning, she'd pretend to screw a Greek's baby nose off.

She'd act like one of the three stooges, and she'd make weird sound effects while twisting it's nose off.

One day she brought a baby doll and took it's nose off and fake blood sprayed everywhere. After that, the class starting to think she was a little creepy..

 

[SeekerOfChrist94]

I match mojo with ice cream sandwiches.

 

[mojoboy31]

I match mojo with ice cream sandwiches.

I think we both know it is *you* who is in love with them.

 

[Rhamiel]

I am matching myself with a bottle of wine....

maybe two bottles of wine?

or does that count as a polyamorous relationship?

 

[mojoboy31]

I am matching myself with a bottle of wine....

maybe two bottles of wine?

or does that count as a polyamorous relationship?

I guess you're just not a one wine kinda guy.

 

[SeekerOfChrist94]

I think we both know it is *you* who is in love with them.

You keep pointing it out though, so.

 

[William67]

I am matching myself with a bottle of wine....

maybe two bottles of wine?

or does that count as a polyamorous relationship?

As long as its unadulterated wine...

 

[mojoboy31]

You keep pointing it out though, so.

Because you keep mentioning it.

As long as its unadulterated wine...

Oooh, clever.

 

[Rhamiel]

As long as its unadulterated wine...

its box wine....

so probably not

 

[mojoboy31]

its box wine....

so probably not

If it's box wine, then how is it two bottles?

 

[Rhamiel]

If it's box wine, then how is it two bottles?

they sell it in containers about the size of a bottle of wine

I will probably just have a smaller size

 

[William67]

I never did get into the whole wine (or any alcohol for that matter) drinking thing. Ive made moonshine, but used it for fuel.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Did someone say wine?

 

[William67]

Did someone say wine?

This isnt like Seeker's ice cream fixation, is it?

 

[SeekerOfChrist94]

This isnt like Seeker's ice cream fixation, is it?

 

[William67]

 

[Toro]

I match me with my pillow and blanket........ if only it were bed time.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

This isnt like Seeker's ice cream fixation, is it?

Maybe.

 

[mojoboy31]

See? See?.. I'm not the only one who's noticed.

 

[SeekerOfChrist94]

See? See?.. I'm not the only one who's noticed.

Shhhhh.