Singles Matchmakers Game (10)

[Toro]

Shhhhh.

Embrace you love of the cream of ice..........

I embrace my love for the taco...

Say "Im Seeker and I love ice cream."

I'll go first.

Im Toro and Im a tacoholic.

 

[SeekerOfChrist94]

Embrace you love of the cream of ice..........

I embrace my love for the taco...

Say "Im Seeker and I love ice cream."

I'll go first.

Im Toro and Im a tacoholic.

I don't have a problem.

 

[Jupiter Drops]

Toro x Seeker

 

[Toro]

I don't have a problem.

De-nile is not just a river in China you know.

 

[SnowyMacie]

De-nile is not just a river in China you know.

Yes, because De-nile is in Egypt.

 

[SeekerOfChrist94]

Toro x Seeker

 

[Jupiter Drops]

Wow, even Bert had an epiphany on this match

 

[SeekerOfChrist94]

Wow, even Bert had an epiphany on this match

Epiphany? No. More like 'why? WHY? WHY?!'

 

[Toro]

Toro x Seeker

I was 15 when she was born.....
Age is just a number, but even though I see it that way. I still have limits of how young Ill go.

Thanks for playing though.

Yes, because De-nile is in Egypt.

I know, but that saying is played..... so, you say it wrong it makes it more original.

 

[Jupiter Drops]

I was 15 when she was born.....
Age is just a number, but even though I see it that way. I have limits of how young Ill go.

Thanks for playing though.

Mm...

Just letting that sink in.

Mm.

 

[Toro]

Mm...

Just letting that sink in.

Mm.

Ill date women in their 20s, but mid-late.... not early.

My car is older than seeker.

 

[Jupiter Drops]

You could date your car.
Toro x Toro's car

Problem solved.

 

[SeekerOfChrist94]

Ill date women in their 20s, but mid-late.... not early.

My car is older than seeker.

I thought you said cat...

 

[SeekerOfChrist94]

You could date your car.
Toro x Toro's car

Problem solved.

 

[MrMoe]

Bert just finished reading 50 Shades of Gray.

 

[Jupiter Drops]

That cat seems disturbed...

 

[Toro]

You could date your car.
Toro x Toro's car

Problem solved.

I already married to my car. She takes all my money and my work is never done. It's called restoration.

The longest relationship I ever had, the woman said I loved my car more than her.

However, she was unstable. If I worked on my car instead of spending every moment, with, talking to.... her. Whatever I did was far more important than she, in her eyes.

After her saying that a million times and denying it and trying to reassure her.... finally I just agreed thinking she would shut up about it.

When I agreed she went ballistic. So I said "You know why I love my car more? It doesnt nag me, complain and get down right psycho because I don't spend every second of the day with it." "I want to hang with my friends, not only does she say nothing, she takes me there."

In hind sight maybe I shouldnt have poked the psycho bear, but... a man can only take so much.

 

[Jupiter Drops]

That's just.
I can't even.

Bert just finished reading 50 Shades of Gray.

Now he's on his way to watch the movie version of it.

 

[Jupiter Drops]

Ive been dating my car.

The longest relationship I ever had, the woman said I loved my car more than her.

However, she was unstable. If I worked on my car instead of spending every moment, with, talking to.... her. Whatever I did was far more important than she, in her eyes.

After her saying that a million times and denying it and trying to reassure her.... finally I just agreed thinking she would shut up about it.

When I agreed she went ballistic. So I said "You know why I love my car more? It doesnt nag me, complain and get down right psycho because I don't spend every second of the day with it." "I want to hang with my friends, not only does she say nothing, she takes me there."

In hind sight maybe I shouldnt have poked the psycho bear, but... a man can only take so much.

That's some commitment there.
Still a better love story than Twilight.

 

[Toro]

That's some commitment there.
Still a better love story than Twilight.