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Thekla
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Very well. I just prayed to Michael the Archangel and asked him to pass me the salt. Oddly enough, the salt did not get passed to me. That leaves several possibilities, as follow:
1. He did not hear my prayer.
2. He disdains the prayer as beneath his glorious power.
3. He is incapable of passing the salt.
4. He is not in the business of hearing and answering prayers.
It seems to me to be a much easier task to pass someone the salt than to fend off legions of demons.
Or he doesn't do parlour tricks.
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