Pick Up Lines

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[LifeWord]

pick up lines work if either you say it as a joke or if it is so smooth she doesn't realize it is a pick up line.

 

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"I would bring your father twelve-hundred Philistine foreskins for just one date with you."

 

[Thera]

"I would bring your father twelve-hundred Philistine foreskins for just one date with you."

Maybe people didn't get your bible reference, or maybe with today's science on the benefits of circumcision, Philistine foreskins just aren't worth what they used to be - even to Philistines! In David's time, 100 filleted Philistine foreskins could buy you a princess as a bride! Today, 1200 can barely get you a reply on an internet forum!

 

[GospelS]

That’s a lot of pain. A six-pack abs will do.

 

[Olmhinlu]

Is anyone else disturbed by Michal's coy desirous glance and Saul's giddy amazement toward David as he puts detached human foreskins on the floor?

(That's not my pickup line BTW)

 

[RayofSun]

Oh man I laugh so hard at pick up lines and some in this thread are gold.

BUT you all know, the best one remains
1. "Hey, I'm __________ (insert name) *smile!* "
BAM DONE! You're welcome Now go get married.

 

[Sketcher]

You'll do.

 

[JustSomeBloke]

That’s a lot of pain. A six-pack abs will do.

Will a three-pack abs do? Maybe you could offer me credit for the other three, and I'll work on acquiring them.

 

[JustSomeBloke]

Oh man I laugh so hard at pick up lines and some in this thread are gold.

BUT you all know, the best one remains
1. "Hey, I'm __________ (insert name) *smile!* "
BAM DONE! You're welcome Now go get married.

It's just as well your status says 'In Relationship', or your inbox would have exploded by now with 'Hey, I'm .....' messages and marriage proposals.

 

[Thera]

Is anyone else disturbed by Michal's coy desirous glance and Saul's giddy amazement toward David as he puts detached human foreskins on the floor?

I thought that was why the picture was funny. Imagine being the poor girl who was purchased for philistine foreskins! The picture makes out this was something impressive to both Saul and Michal, but the reverse was true. Saul was probably thinking "Why couldn't one of those 200 useless philistines have killed David?" and Michal was probably thinking "I never want to see another one of these *things* in my life!"

(That's not my pickup line BTW)

Good thing, because I was going to say, "Perhaps you should work on your pickup lines!"

 

[ReesePiece23]

Well, aren't you ugly...

It's lucky for you that I have no standards, because no one else will want you.

Whoever told you that "it's whats inside that counts" was an enabler for your false - almost delusional confidence. You should be deeply ashamed of yourself.

Please don't cry. It makes you look even uglier.

 

[Thera]

Well, aren't you ugly...

It's lucky for you that I have no standards, because no one else will want you.

Whoever told you that "it's whats inside that counts" was an enabler for your false - almost delusional confidence. You should be deeply ashamed of yourself.

Please don't cry. It makes you look even uglier.

Wow! That's really mean. Dare I ask if such lines have ever actually... encaptivated anyone?

 

[ReesePiece23]

Wow! That's really mean. Dare I ask if such lines have ever actually... encaptivated anyone?

My name is "Banter Satirical".

I'm a wind up merchant by trade.

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Well, aren't you ugly...

It's lucky for you that I have no standards, because no one else will want you.

Whoever told you that "it's whats inside that counts" was an enabler for your false - almost delusional confidence. You should be deeply ashamed of yourself.

Please don't cry. It makes you look even uglier.

Wow, how many have you had this morning already>?

 

[ReesePiece23]

Wow, how many have you had this morning already>?

I've actually been teetotal since the start of the lockdown. I'm the most sober I've ever been. Plus, it's half four in the afternoon over here.

The idea is to chat someone up, so I'm saying everything you shouldn't say. A bit like sarcasm, but darker.

It's called humour.

 

[mojoboy31]

Oh man I laugh so hard at pick up lines and some in this thread are gold.

BUT you all know, the best one remains
1. "Hey, I'm __________ (insert name) *smile!* "
BAM DONE! You're welcome Now go get married.

I'm sorry to tell you that's in fact not the best pickup line ever.
I've invented the best pickup line ever, but I'm saving it for the occasion to use it.

 

[RayofSun]

I'm sorry to tell you that's in fact not the best pickup line ever.
I've invented the best pickup line ever, but I'm saving it for the occasion to use it.

Oh really? I don't know. I hate to pull the "I'm a woman" card. But... I'm a woman so your line better be pretty awesome.

 

[JustSomeBloke]

"Get yer coat, you've pulled!"


Works everytime.

 

[mojoboy31]

Oh really? I don't know. I hate to pull the "I'm a woman" card. But... I'm a woman so your line better be pretty awesome.

I'll PM it to you, so you can decide if it's the best or not (obviously it is), if you agree to never ever never ever never tell it to another soul.

Until then, here's one you can use after you've known them a while and want a flirty way to get closer to them... "so I was reading the book of Numbers last night and I realized: I don't have yours....