Pick Up Lines

[MrMoe]

Here are some MrMoe classics straight from the source. Use them wisely. WARNING: You will get married.

"Are you trash? Because I'm taking you out tonight."

"You must be a parking ticket, because you have 'fine' written all over you."

"Are you made of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti full."

"Hey girl, is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

 

[ReesePiece23]

Here are some MrMoe classics straight from the source. Use them wisely. WARNING: You will get married.

"Are you trash? Because I'm taking you out tonight."

"You must be a parking ticket, because you have 'fine' written all over you."

"Are you made of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti full."

"Hey girl, is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

Oddly enough, the first one could probably work.

A mate of mine could just slide up using ANY of those lines and take any woman's number, often using lines several hundred times worse than anything here, too.

I think he used to plug the fact that he worked at the Victoria Palace Theatre a LOT. "I am an actOR y'know *small chuckle" - augh, he used to make me cringe lol. I still to this day think he was acting in character to test out some handle he was working on.

Ah, I haven't seen him since 2012. I wonder what he's doing now.

 

[Thera]

Ah, I haven't seen him since 2012. I wonder what he's doing now.

Prolly one of those psychos killed him?

 

[ReesePiece23]

Prolly one of those psychos killed him?

Possibly. He did have a sort of, naive innocence towards the human race.

I always envied him for that.

 

[Sketcher]

Oddly enough, the first one could probably work.

A mate of mine could just slide up using ANY of those lines and take any woman's number, often using lines several hundred times worse than anything here, too.

I think he used to plug the fact that he worked at the Victoria Palace Theatre a LOT. "I am an actOR y'know *small chuckle" - augh, he used to make me cringe lol. I still to this day think he was acting in character to test out some handle he was working on.

Ah, I haven't seen him since 2012. I wonder what he's doing now.

I wonder how many of those numbers were actually their real numbers.

 

[ReesePiece23]

I wonder how many of those numbers were actually their real numbers.

You do have to wonder.

Of course in this day and age, he'd be swapping Instas. That's easy, they'll just follow him back then block him.

 

[MehGuy]

"Are you trash? Because I'm taking you out tonight."

I like this one. Going to tuck this one right into my memory bank.

 

[.Mikha'el.]

To the OP, I would really not recommend picking up lines if they happen to be downed power lines. Probably should contact the electric company for that.

 

[MrMoe]

Oddly enough, the first one could probably work.

A mate of mine could just slide up using ANY of those lines and take any woman's number, often using lines several hundred times worse than anything here, too.

I think he used to plug the fact that he worked at the Victoria Palace Theatre a LOT. "I am an actOR y'know *small chuckle" - augh, he used to make me cringe lol. I still to this day think he was acting in character to test out some handle he was working on.

Ah, I haven't seen him since 2012. I wonder what he's doing now.

This sounds like a situation where the lines were so bad the women felt genuinely sorry for the guy and gave him their numbers out of pure pity.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

In a twenty one pilots song he says "Would you be my little quarantine?" I quite like that.

Also if someone said "My taste in music is your face" (another 21Pilot lyric).

 

[Ronit]

Are you a parking ticket?

You got fine written all over you

Really?

 

[Sam91]

Here are some MrMoe classics straight from the source. Use them wisely. WARNING: You will get married.

"Are you trash? Because I'm taking you out tonight."

"You must be a parking ticket, because you have 'fine' written all over you."

"Are you made of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti full."

"Hey girl, is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

I like the third line!

 

[shineyourlight]

Does it make me a twisted individual if I like break-up lines instead of of pick-up lines?

Like, for example, "My body is a temple, you're just not a member."

I'll be here all night, ladies and gents.

 

[mojoboy31]

Does it make me a twisted individual if I like break-up lines instead of of pick-up lines?

Like, for example, "My body is a temple, you're just not a member."

I'll be here all night, ladies and gents.

"It's not me. It's you. You're tasteless and boring, and I can't stop cheating on you....." Oh sorry, that was meant for my diet....

"Are you garbage? Because you're dumped..."

"Is your name Stacy? Because I'm in love with your mom..." If you don't get that reference, I'm sad.

"But like an ice cream cone at a fat camp, we never stood a chance."

"Hey check this out, I can do magic, abra kadabra! Poof, you're single!"

 

[shineyourlight]

"Is your name Stacy? Because I'm in love with your mom..." If you don't get that reference, I'm sad.

Is she the one who's got it going on?

 

[mojoboy31]

Is she the one who's got it going on?

There's only one gif epic enough for this response... I'm bringing back the CF Mascot!!!

 

[Niels]

I've never used a pick up line, because they're so cheesy, but some are kind of cute:

"You must be from Tennessee, because you're the only ten-I-see."
(Supposedly, this doesn't work as well if she's from another state.)

or

"Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."

or

"You had me at cello."
(Bring on the music puns!)

or

"Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

 

[shineyourlight]

I've never used a pick up line, because they're so cheesy, but some are kind of cute:

"You must be from Tennessee, because you're the only ten-I-see."
(Supposedly, this doesn't work as well if she's from another state.)

or

"Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."

or

"You had me at cello."
(Bring on the music puns!)

or

"Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

So, a man actually did try a cheesy pickup line. He approached me when I was out with friends. I knew where he was going, so I just went along.....naturally.

Him: Hey, did it hurt?
Me: What do you mean? (*acts all innocent*)
Him: When you fell from heaven.
Me: .....did you just call me a demon?
Him: No, I said you were a fallen angel.
Me: ......exactly.

Let's say we didn't exchange numbers and he walked away right after that.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

So here are some faith based pick up lines that I think are rather cute

"I would part the Red Sea for you"

"On first dates I take girls to eat BBQ Ribs. It feels the most Biblical considering they came from one"

"Unfortunately I cant perform miracles, I've only got bread and fish for two people."

Although I just saw this one and it's rather creepy:

"You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you" lol

 

[shineyourlight]

So here are some faith based pick up lines that I think are rather cute

"I would part the Red Sea for you"

"On first dates I take girls to eat BBQ Ribs. It feels the most Biblical considering they came from one"

"Unfortunately I cant perform miracles, I've only got bread and fish for two people."

Although I just saw this one and it's rather creepy:

"You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you" lol

Oh, gosh. I love that. I like the "first date" one, haha.

I read one earlier today.

"[Check back of her shirt] Where's the tag that says 'made in heaven'?'"