Pick Up Lines

[mojoboy31]

"On first dates I take girls to eat BBQ Ribs. It feels the most Biblical considering they came from one"

Thats pretty good, but.... "Pardon me, I believe one of my ribs belongs to you." Is better


"I'd leave the 99 sheep to come and find you...:

Okay this one is REALLY BAAAD.... "Hey girl, are you water? Because Jesus turned you into fine...."
*cringe*

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Thats pretty good, but.... "Pardon me, I believe one of my ribs belongs to you." Is better


"I'd leave the 99 sheep to come and find you...:

Okay this one is REALLY BAAAD.... "Hey girl, are you water? Because Jesus turned you into fine...."
*cringe*

I would have to laugh if anyone said that to me lol

 

[shineyourlight]

I would have to laugh if anyone said that to me lol

I'm just waiting for someone to say it to you on here now, since you said that

 

[Ronit]

There's only one gif epic enough for this response... I'm bringing back the CF Mascot!!!

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Jeremiah Johnson?

 

[Ronit]

Thats pretty good, but.... "Pardon me, I believe one of my ribs belongs to you." Is better


"I'd leave the 99 sheep to come and find you...:

Okay this one is REALLY BAAAD.... "Hey girl, are you water? Because Jesus turned you into fine...."
*cringe*

ewwww

 

[Ronit]

Possibly. He did have a sort of, naive innocence towards the human race.

I always envied him for that.

Awwww

 

[Ronit]

I like this one. Going to tuck this one right into my memory bank.

Actually If someone said that to me I'd be really turned off. But that's just me. I don't want to be compared to trash.

 

[Ronit]

Actually If someone said that to me I'd be really turned off. But that's just me. I don't want to be compared to trash.

But then I'm more old world so

 

[mojoboy31]

Jeremiah Johnson?

Haha, yep! I don't know why, but gif is the CF Singles Mascot

 

[Ronit]

Haha, yep! I don't know why, but gif is the CF Singles Mascot

That's cool. I guess

 

[shineyourlight]

Haha, yep! I don't know why, but gif is the CF Singles Mascot

I'm the CF Singles Mascot now.

Give me good food, compliments, and play fun card games.

 

[mojoboy31]

I'm the CF Singles Mascot now.

Give me good food, compliments, and play fun card games.

compliments, huh? Okay... "if you were a booger, I'd pick you first..."

What kind of card games we talkin'?

 

[MrMoe]

"If you were a fruit you'd be a FINEapple.

 

[shineyourlight]

compliments, huh? Okay... "if you were a booger, I'd pick you first..."

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What kind of card games we talkin'?

Don't make me swoon over here.

 

[Ronit]

I don't know anything witty

 

[Paulie079]

Smile if you want me!

I stand by this one.

 

[Ronit]

I seriously can't think of any! I'm shy

 

[sunshineforJesus]

I seriously can't think of any! I'm shy

I cannot think of any either.

 

[mojoboy31]

Don't make me swoon over here.

I can't help, sorry


"Hey girl, I heard you like older guys- well- can I interest you in a Werther's Original Caramel?"

 

[Palmfever]

Your goats in my back yard eating up the cabbages, why don't you follow me and help get him out.