Pick Up Lines

[redblue22]

What some of your favorite pick up lines? Include ones you girls might use on a guy too. (and if you're really brave, admit the ones that worked on you!)

 

[Paulie079]

Are you today’s date? Because you are a 10/10.

 

[RayofSun]

 

[NurseAbigail]

im not really into LOTR, but this one is funneh...

 

[NurseAbigail]

lol this a good one

 

[BlueAshSky]

Are you a parking ticket?

You got fine written all over you

 

[Paulie079]

Smile if you want me!

 

[Miss Spaulding]

Lol, wow.

But in all seriousness. Are pickup lines actually considered useful and a good way to break the ice with someone anymore? Personally, no matter how good the pickup line is, it would make me groan inside and want to steal myself away. Lol. Just be totally yourself and say something normal, like you know..."Hi, I'm John Smith..." *extends hand to shake mine*

 

[Applekrate]

Show them a cut or bruise and say- "does this look infected to you"?

 

[Paulie079]

Lol, wow.

But in all seriousness. Are pickup lines actually considered useful and a good way to break the ice with someone anymore? Personally, no matter how good the pickup line is, it would make me groan inside and want to steal myself away. Lol. Just be totally yourself and say something normal, like you know..."Hi, I'm John Smith..." *extends hand to shake mine*

What about a compromise... "Hi, I'm John Smith. Smile if you want me! "

 

[Paulie079]

Show them a cut or bruise and say- "does this look infected to you"?

Or hand them a rag and say "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Miss Spaulding]

What about a compromise... "Hi, I'm John Smith. Smile if you want me! "

Shenanigan posts before noon. I see how this day will go today. Lol

 

[Paulie079]

Shenanigan posts before noon. I see how this day will go today. Lol

You mean...swimmingly?

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

"Your teeth are like a flock of ewes that are shorn, Which are come up from the washing.." - Songs of Songs 4:2

Lol

 

[Miss Spaulding]

You mean...swimmingly?

You shan't be tamed today. Well then.

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[Paulie079]

I am so glad I revived this thread. It's among my best life decisions of the week. (No, that isn't a pickup line, but if you want to grab coffee, I'm game )

 

[Paulie079]

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!

 

[MehGuy]

"I'm a dangerous sociopath with a history of violence."

It worked for Ted Bundy.

Blame evolutionary psychology.. lol.

 

[Barzel]

This works best if you're dressed as a penguin:

Waddle it take for you to let me buy you dinner?