OOC: The City of Ember (NEW MEMBERS NEEDED!)

[Locket]

????

 

[Paladin Dave]

Triumph the insult comic dog. He is a guy with a rubber rotweiler puppet who does insult jokes, many of which are pretty vulgar, but he has a few jokes that are ok. He used to do saturday night live, I think, (or something of that caliber) and he did a rap cd or two full of his jokes. I dont reccommend it, especially if you dont like swearing or vulgarity. I dont listen to it, but I heard it once or twice.

 

[Locket]

ah. Yeah then I'll steer clear. lol

 

[Paladin Dave]

good.

 

[Locket]

sooooo what exactly is everyone doin in Ember? I mean I know there's a war coming but why?

 

[Paladin Dave]

From what I am told, a failed assassination attempt was made on the king of Lumloria, the elvish kingdom that is coming to attack Ember. It is the reason for the invasion, and Ember never told its citizens or mercenaries, so as to make it seem as if they were the victims.

 

[Locket]

oh joy

 

[Star_Splitter87]

Yes. Quite a wastefull war.

Anyways. I am quite sorry for being gone so long. What happened after Xhile made one of the traitors wet himself?

I'm such a bad GM, but i just COULDN'T check for the past two days and I just don't have time RIGHT NOW to read seven or eight pages. I'm really sorry, but now school is started again, I'll have more time. I just need to catch up

 

[Paladin Dave]

I posted a quick recap, and you are not a bad gm for having a life, unlike me. I forget what happened to the traitors. I think they either ran, got killed, or are still standing in front of Xhile, very wet by now.

 

[Megachihuahua]

Triumph the insult comic dog. He is a guy with a rubber rotweiler puppet who does insult jokes, many of which are pretty vulgar, but he has a few jokes that are ok. He used to do saturday night live, I think, (or something of that caliber) and he did a rap cd or two full of his jokes. I dont reccommend it, especially if you dont like swearing or vulgarity. I dont listen to it, but I heard it once or twice.

On the Conan O'Brien show. I thought he was funny because of something very witty he said.
"Max, don't you have a new CD coming out?"
"No, I think that's you."
"You bet it is, *****!"
That was funny.
And,
"You're French? I don't speak much French. I only know the basic phrases, you know, like 'I surrender'..."
That was really funny.

What I'm talking about is a cartoon about the relationship between Shaq and Kobe since the unpleasentness. The dog just said "Indubitably!" after the theme music and said "It was a consensual autograph" once.

 

[Star_Splitter87]

LOL!!! Yes...very wet. Thanks Dave...you're a real pal

 

[Lady Knight]

sorry bout not posting my dad has been working on the comp. it just now kinda started to work. i've been thing you should just go ahead and drop Ky completly and give the tavern to Locket.

 

[Star_Splitter87]

Why? You can still jump in!! Sides...the WAR is starting!!!!

 

[Locket]

Don't leave! I'm not a good owner! I'll make the place go bankrupt!!

But Star what would you have me do for time being?

 

[Star_Splitter87]

Well like I said in the thread (like a rookie RPGer...)

Being a bar tender isn't very exciting in RPG...but I think I know how to spice it up. I'm planning to have your tavern as a front for all the spying and reporting. It could be the relay house for ALL of it and you could listen in and report to the good guys if Xhile misses something. You can even spy yourself. Use your imagionation. Thinks should start to kick off here really soon once the Lumlorian side is caught up with this one

 

[Locket]

lol cool

 

[Star_Splitter87]

ANNOUNCEMENT!:

The war is about to begin. I need everyone ready!!

That is all....

 

[Paladin Dave]

Kalt-Hammer ist bereit!(ready)

 

[Locket]

Um I'm ready... for whatever. lol

 

[sampson x]

Please tell me what day, and what time. (any time zone works, I'll just convert it.) If you can tell me approx. when it will be, I can get on. Thanks VERY MUCH!