Off Topic Rants

[Citanul]

Which one do you speak?

English and Afrikaans, although the latter not all that well.

 

[Goodbook]

I am convicted not to rant anymore because of what happened to all israelites that moaned and grumbled in the wilderness. Some got swallowed up and bitten by snakes.

So am going to start an off topic rave instead.

 

[Swan7]

The Israelites remind me of children, to be honest. I guess it's true what they say, 'we never truly grow up'.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

I do not understand some people. I was standing in line waiting to check out when a guy comes up and stands in line behind me. I didn't think anything of it, it is perfectly natural for someone to stand in line and wait so they can check out too. However he didn't just stand there like a normal person, oh no! He got closer and closer until he was practically in my back pocket and as if that wasn't bad enough he then he sniffed me!!!! WHAT ON EARTH?!?! What would possess any sane person to walk up behind another person and sniff them?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHYYYYYY?!?!?!

 

[Toro]

I do not understand some people. I was standing in line waiting to check out when a guy comes up and stands in line behind me. I didn't think anything of it, it is perfectly natural for someone to stand in line and wait so they can check out too. However he didn't just stand there like a normal person, oh no! He got closer and closer until he was practically in my back pocket and as if that wasn't bad enough he then he sniffed me!!!! WHAT ON EARTH?!?! What would possess any sane person to walk up behind another person and sniff them?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHYYYYYY?!?!?!

Well I like to claim I am going to sniff people but I only do it cause I know how crazy it sounds.

I guess like all things there IS a silver lining. At least he didnt go all this on you:

 

[Travelers.Soul]

Well I like to claim I am going to sniff people but I only do it cause I know how crazy it sounds.

I guess like all things there IS a silver lining. At least he didnt go all this on you:

Well, thank God he didn't do that! I would have either had a heart attack and died or the police would have been called because I would have pummeled him into the ground.

 

[Toro]

Well, thank God he didn't do that! I would have either had a heart attack and died or the police would have been called because I would have pummeled him into the ground.

Sad thing is, much like is suggested by look on the face of the guinea pig.... I suspect you would be a bit more "Help, I need an adult..... Stranger Danger!!"


FYI: Yelling that in a public place doesnt help at all. I've screamed it MANY times and no one ever comes to offer assistance.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

Sad thing is, much like is suggested by look on the face of the guinea pig.... I suspect you would be a bit more "Help, I need an adult..... Stranger Danger!!"


FYI: Yelling that in a public place doesnt help at all. I've screamed it MANY times and no one ever comes to offer assistance.

 

[James of Arc]

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[Toro]

This is why I carry mace.

What if it has a chicken head with duck feet, with a womans face?

Cause you see...... we all have a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us.

 

[James of Arc]

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[MehGuy]

I do not understand some people. I was standing in line waiting to check out when a guy comes up and stands in line behind me. I didn't think anything of it, it is perfectly natural for someone to stand in line and wait so they can check out too. However he didn't just stand there like a normal person, oh no! He got closer and closer until he was practically in my back pocket and as if that wasn't bad enough he then he sniffed me!!!! WHAT ON EARTH?!?! What would possess any sane person to walk up behind another person and sniff them?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHYYYYYY?!?!?!

Sounds like the verge of sexual harassment.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

Sounds like the verge of sexual harassment.

It was the verge of something... Thank God he kept his hands to himself.

 

[Toro]

lol, I don't know what I would do, what would I do.

You look up "Bushes Of Love" by Bad Lip Reading on youtube..... its your only hope.

 

[SarahsKnight]

Well, thank God he didn't do that! I would have either had a heart attack and died or the police would have been called because I would have pummeled him into the ground.

I can see you as a feisty gal like that, Miss Ireland. ^-^

 

[Travelers.Soul]

I can see you as a feisty gal like that, Miss Ireland. ^-^

Thank you, SK.

 

[quietpraiyze]

Man I hate this! I was just at the grocery store yesterday and today I find out that my potatoes are no good...argggg! I was really looking forward to some baked chicken with mashed potatoes...*sigh*

 

[Swan7]

Can't you take them back with the receipt?

 

[quietpraiyze]

No these aren't potatoes I bought but potatoes I had. Had I done my usual inventory before grocery shopping I would have caught it.

 

[Swan7]

Ah.... Oops!