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Toro, I are disappoint. :|

Allowed yourself to get old and fat did ye?

Yep, young Toro would have KOed me for sure. Im bigger, but.... I cant even box a simple bag that doesnt hit back for a full 10 mins without being worn out.

When I say "full 10 mins" I mean of course how it is supposed to be done. Not : Hit, hit, rest, hit, rest. I mean just always punching.....

I guess the only chance older out of shape Toro would have is catching young Toro on the chin and hope my out of shape 190 and change is stronger than young Toros ability to not be knocked out.


Enough yappin, you worked early so you had time for a workout today.... enough booty sittin, get back to it. :|


No more of this on the heavy bag either.....

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I have a video of a guy punching a heavy bag for ten minutes. I just set back in my chair and drink a soda and think to myself, "thank God that guns were invented so I don't have to work out and punch a heavy bag all day". Then I chuckle a little and lean back and take a nap.
 
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I have a video of a guy punching a heavy bag for ten minutes. I just set back in my chair and drink a soda and think to myself, "thank God that guns were invented so I don't have to work out and punch a heavy bag all day". Then I chuckle a little and lean back and take a nap.
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The neighbours cat tried to claw my cat. I had to run and get the water gun to break up the fight. I should have said in a loud voice, 'peace! Be still!' But the cats wouldnt have heard me, my cat was screaming in pain while the other cat was yelling at her.
 
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Had a rant with a couple about Beyoncé and "how she saved her marriage" ... As if it's all about HER to begin with.

I'll said to them "how is it that when 2 will become one, that they are somehow still .. 2 in a marriage??? "

They're all like "I know, right!?"
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:| *Song of "musician" is played while a commercial for his new album is on*

I need to get auto tune and just talk over a beat track.......... seriously.

If people love love Drake..... :|

Come on seriously. "You know I wont run away even when Im away." :|

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Note to self, buy autotune software.... rule the music industry.
 
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I am so bored. I am setting in the middle of the garage staring at my bike wanting to work on it but too laze to do so while jamming out to Ronny Wood. At least I am dressed and not setting in the garage naked. Now I have to decide of I want to put shoes on or just take my clothes off. Since it is still daytime I may go with the shoes so my neighbors do not freak out.
 
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John key's secret service? Lol
One of my friends said her friend was nursing him one time. Shes a christian and not shy about witnessing. She asked him well Mr Key do you know Jesus?
He replied, I'm sure he knows you!

I know we meant to pray for our govt leaders, but meh, sometimes I just dont feel like praying for him. Hes got his reward in this life and doesnt seem interested in the eternal. What can you pray for a man thats made millions of dollars and is top dog.
 
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We should pray for everybody but none of us are perfect and we all get tired of something at some time or another.

There is nothing wrong with being rich as long as you do not love your money more then God. Its the love of money that destroys us not wanting to be rich.

Thought you guys had a king? Isn't the Queen of England your supreme leader on this planet?
 
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Our queen is a christian. Our PM is not and hes the one that is ruling the country, but at least he didnt get rid of the union jack on our flag like he planned. The union jack has a cross on it. He wants our country to be a republic, but we dont want it to be. Well majority of nz would rather have the protection of the crown, even if its nominal. Anyway.

Dont worry, its not your country. But the ladies in our bible study have been praying for the US elections. So maybe if you inclined to pray. You can.
 
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Why does the whole world worry about our country. Other than my country the only other world leaders I know of is Putin and that's because he is in the news all the time and Castro but that's because he is part of history like Kennedy is.

I don't even know who is president of Canada or Great Brittan. Why does the world care about us so much.
 
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