NRA Proved Right As Psycho Kills 200 With Steak Knives From 32nd Floor Of MGM Grand

[tulc]

NRA Proved Right As Psycho Kills 200+ With Steak Knives From 32nd Floor Of MGM Grand

Those at the scene said the attacker must have gotten off over 800 steak knives in a matter of hours.

tulc(did NOT see this coming!)

 

[JackRT]

Police are currently checking the serial numbers on the recovered knives to see if they were legally sold. The NSWA has just issued a statement saying "Sharp weapons do not kill people. People kill people".

 

[Monk Brendan]

NRA Proved Right As Psycho Kills 200+ With Steak Knives From 32nd Floor Of MGM Grand

FAKE NEWS! This is satire!

 

[tulc]

FAKE NEWS! This is satire!

...be honest, was it this part above the headline that gave it away:

a satirical blog serving Western Pennsylvania and beyond.

tulc(is just wondering)

 

[drjean]

LOL.
The guy broke every law there was to prevent this. More laws wouldn't have mattered either.
The NRA didn't do this, evil did. People like this with this intent do not care about laws.

 

[tulc]

LOL.
The guy broke every law there was to prevent this. More laws wouldn't have mattered either.
The NRA didn't do this, evil did. People like this with this intent do not care about laws.

You'd think someone would have gotten suspicious: who really needs that many steak knives?
tulc(thought that was what the OP was talking about)

 

[now faith]

Well glad he did not have sticks of dynamite.
Well glad he did not have a chemical weapon.
Well glad he did not know how to make a huge bomb out of common materials.
At least stake knives, should be banned though.

 

[Dawnhammer]

FAKE NEWS! This is satire!

If this needs to be actually stated it I weep for the species.