You mean like this:
... and this:
... that you'll just handwave away?
I won't hand wave them away. I'd be glad to teach you some introductory GEOLOGY if you'd like. But I doubt it would move you. You like Kent Hovind's version of events and what's the likelihood you'd care about what REAL GEOLOGY says?
God was there ... believe me.
Don't believe you sorry. But then you weren't there either!
Job what a great story that was ruined with goofy horrible vile "theology" appended on the beginning and end! A petulant God who commands that no one "deserves" to question him? LOL. Sounds weak and not very self-confident.
But the middle part is a great exposition on the nature of suffering. The reasons "why" are less compelling (ie God wanted to make a bet with ha'satan and then got annoyed when Job asked "why")
I seriously, seriously doubt that.
I mean to say I've seen people with zero ability to consider any position other than their own sui generis position and who create unfalsifiable claims to cover up their inability to think outside of their own little circle.
You don't know me very well, do you?
I think I know enough! Just as YOU claimed to know all about me! (But then "hypocrisy" seldom registers for some folks I guess).
I think more "outside of the box" than you probably ever dreamed of.
I wouldn't be surprised, but in general I think I've got a pretty good read on your ability to reason through claims and debate. I'm sure you've got some unique and interesting "hypotheses" and some that are probably very unique even for YEC! But it's all the same when it comes down to it: a clever constructed but poorly self-consistent world-view that, when questioned, is met with complaints that no one is able to understand your brilliance. Seen it a million times before.
(Ask me where God took the Flood waters.

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Neptune?
I'm not afraid to speculate.
So long as your speculation doesn't allow for anything that goes against your version of God, though. Right?
And I love to ask people who claim they used to be a Christian and now aren't:
Are you telling me that at one time you were a Christian, then for some reason, you gave up all of this
It didn't seem 'real' enough to me. Despite my best efforts to believe in the end nothing seemed to really jive with what I saw in the world. When I read through the Bible I realized it, too, was no more "holy" than anything else written by humans. It contains equal measure of "beauty" and "evil". A God who commanded genocide through His Prophets looks very much like extremists we see today demanding the death of infidels.
I am glad for people who have their faith, and I wouldn't ever want to take it away. But it wasn't for me.
And don't bother trying to minister to me, trust me, you aren't capable of that. I'm well read and have done my time. I'm happy to hear your "hypotheses" but remember: they are
yours not mine. And unless you meet some pretty high levels of academic skill and training it is highly unlikely you'll be able to make yours into mine.
... for a life of unbelief?
Doin' the best I can!
Is that what you want me to believe? because I will, if you want me to.
You don't have to believe me! It appears you are prone to believe only that which comports with your own counsel, and I'd be doing evil if I tried to get you to believe otherwise. You shouldn't believe a THING I SAY without evidence. I'm not like God, I don't demand you simply take my word for it. BUT, if you wish to question my own existence for which you were not there, you will be required to grant me more credibility on the topic than you.