Noah's Ark

[AV1611VET]

Let's put an end to all this yapping about Noah's Ark once and for all, shall we?

I submit that Noah's Ark was a horizontal TARDIS booth,* which held thousands, if not millions of animals and provender.

What say you?

And for the record, I'm dead-serious about discussing this as I'm submitting it here.

I want to see an end to this bologna about the Ark not being able to house all the animals and food and whatnot, once and for all.

For the sake of this thread, I'm willing to accept what scientists say about the number of species in existence in B.C. 2348.

* A TARDIS booth is a booth or room or whatever, where the inside is larger than the outside. Sort of a gateway to another dimension in space.

 

[CabVet]

What say you?

Your "theory" is not in the Bible, so it can take a hike.

 

[Loudmouth]

Let's put an end to all this yapping about Noah's Ark once and for all, shall we?

I submit that Noah's Ark was a horizontal TARDIS booth,* which held thousands, if not millions of animals and provender.

What say you?

I say that you are making it up and have no evidence to back up anything you are claiming.

I want to see an end to this bologna about the Ark not being able to house all the animals and food and whatnot, once and for all.

Then supply us evidence for your claims.

 

[AV1611VET]

Your "theory" is not in the Bible, so it can take a hike.

So you want to shoot down an excellent model that would explain your conundrum with the Ark?

As I suspect, I don't think you guys' have a legitimate complaint about the Ark.

If so, this model should end it once and for all.

 

[bhsmte]

So you want to shoot down an excellent model that would explain your conundrum with the Ark?

As I suspect, I don't think you guys' have a legitimate complaint about the Ark.

If so, this model should end it once and for all.

AV,

I think you have this confused with one of Royal Caribbean's new cruise ships.

 

[AV1611VET]

AV,

I think you have this confused with one of Royal Caribbean's new cruise ships.

Just please address it and I'll be happy.

 

[CabVet]

So you want to shoot down an excellent model that would explain your conundrum with the Ark?

Excellent model? The humility is strong with this one.

It doesn't explain anything if you don't have evidence for it.

As I suspect, I don't think you guys' have a legitimate complaint about the Ark.

How about this one: it never happened.

If so, this model should end it once and for all.

Not even close.

 

[AV1611VET]

It doesn't explain anything if you don't have evidence for it.

I don't have evidence for the Cross, but that aside, evidence for the Ark isn't the issue here.

This thread is more about the inside of the Ark, than the outside.

 

[AV1611VET]

Not even close.

Unfortunately, I agree.

The inability of the Ark to hold its contents is not the real issue with you guys, is it?

In fact, it never was, was it?

This thread should expose that.

 

[CabVet]

I don't have evidence for the Cross, but that aside, evidence for the Ark isn't the issue here.

I actually do have evidence for the cross if you want. There are historical records showing that the Romans at that time executed criminals by crucifixion.

This thread is about the inside of the Ark, not the outside.

Ok then, let's leave evidence for the ark aside for a second. What evidence do you have (Biblical or otherwise) that the ark was larger inside than it was outside?

 

[AV1611VET]

What evidence do you have (Biblical or otherwise) that the ark was larger inside than it was outside?

That's the stuff!

Just don't try and tell me the Ark wasn't big enough to do its job, or I'll reduce you to asking for evidence of this thing that you guys claim wasn't big enough to do its job.

 

[CabVet]

Unfortunately, I agree.

The inability of the Ark to hold its contents is not the real issue with you guys, is it?

In fact, it never was, was it?

Nope, it is just one more indication that that the entire story was impossible to have happened as described. Other impossibilities are:

1. Not enough water to flood the planet.
2. Not enough food for everything to survive inside for a year.
3. Nowhere for the water to go after the flood.
4. Not enough genetic diversity to ensure species survival after the flood.

Shall I keep going?

This thread should expose that.

There was nothing hidden to begin with.

 

[CabVet]

That's the stuff!

Just don't try and tell me the Ark wasn't big enough to do its job, or I'll reduce you to asking for evidence of this thing that you guys claim wasn't big enough to do its job.

In other words, none?

 

[AV1611VET]

Other impossibilities are:

1. Not enough water to flood the planet.
2. Not enough food for everything to survive inside for a year.
3. Nowhere for the water to go after the flood.
4. Not enough genetic diversity to ensure species survival after the flood.

Shall I keep going?

Yes, please do.

I want others to see your unwillingness to address the issue that a TARDIS ark could have effectively handled your questions about volume.

 

[CabVet]

Yes, please do.

I want others to see your unwillingness to address the issue that a TARDIS ark could have effectively handled your questions about volume.

What unwillingness? You want me to admit that an imaginary and impossible object, larger on the inside than on the outside, could hold all species on earth? Ok, it could. Happy?

What's next? You will now address the water "issue" with the impossibility that all flood waters came from and went back to Neptune? Oh, wait, you already did that.

Those "theories" are as likely as Aman's theory (err "God'd truth") that the pre-flood world was really a different planet.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Let's put an end to all this yapping about Noah's Ark once and for all, shall we?

I submit that Noah's Ark was a horizontal TARDIS booth,* which held thousands, if not millions of animals and provender.

What say you?

And for the record, I'm dead-serious about discussing this as I'm submitting it here.

I want to see an end to this bologna about the Ark not being able to house all the animals and food and whatnot, once and for all.

For the sake of this thread, I'm willing to accept what scientists say about the number of species in existence in B.C. 2348.

* A TARDIS booth is a booth or room or whatever, where the inside is larger than the outside. Sort of a gateway to another dimension in space.

Sounds fair, makes as much sense as anything else. For the record I find arguments over the ark's capacity pointless as well, there's no need to explain away an event that seems to have never occurred.

 

[AV1611VET]

You want me to admit that an imaginary and impossible object, larger on the inside than on the outside, could hold all species on earth?

I suppose if that's the best you can do, I'll take it.

I would rather see you call it Noah's Ark, rather than 'an imaginary and impossible object;' but that's your prerogative.

It hurts, doesn't it?

 

[AV1611VET]

Sounds fair, makes as much sense as anything else.

You're a breath of fresh air here ... and I mean that sincerely.

(But only insofar as you agree with me. )

 

[Ken-1122]

Let's put an end to all this yapping about Noah's Ark once and for all, shall we?

I submit that Noah's Ark was a horizontal TARDIS booth,* which held thousands, if not millions of animals and provender.

What say you?

And for the record, I'm dead-serious about discussing this as I'm submitting it here.

I want to see an end to this bologna about the Ark not being able to house all the animals and food and whatnot, once and for all.

For the sake of this thread, I'm willing to accept what scientists say about the number of species in existence in B.C. 2348.

* A TARDIS booth is a booth or room or whatever, where the inside is larger than the outside. Sort of a gateway to another dimension in space.

Did you read this stuff out of the bible? Or are you just makin stuff up as you go along!

Ken

 

[HitchSlap]

Let's put an end to all this yapping about Noah's Ark once and for all, shall we?

I submit that Noah's Ark was a horizontal TARDIS booth,* which held thousands, if not millions of animals and provender.

What say you?

And for the record, I'm dead-serious about discussing this as I'm submitting it here.

I want to see an end to this bologna about the Ark not being able to house all the animals and food and whatnot, once and for all.

For the sake of this thread, I'm willing to accept what scientists say about the number of species in existence in B.C. 2348.

* A TARDIS booth is a booth or room or whatever, where the inside is larger than the outside. Sort of a gateway to another dimension in space.

Were you there?