Noah's Ark

[Eight Foot Manchild]

How about we stick to the OP

Your non-explanation has been refuted. There is nothing to discuss on that subject, unless you have something new to say.

 

[AV1611VET]

YOU should discuss the inside of the ark. Since you first advanced your idea, you havent said a peep more about it.
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What's to say about it? TARDIS booth/TARDIS Ark. 'Nuff said, eh?

And for the record, what does WHAT SAY YOU? in my OP mean to you? an invitation to discuss what's outside the Ark?

I think not.

 

[AV1611VET]

Your non-explanation has been refuted.

... Aye, aye, Cap'n.

 

[durangodawood]

What's to say about it? TARDIS booth/TARDIS Ark. 'Nuff said, eh?

And for the record, what does WHAT SAY YOU? in my OP mean to you? an invitation to discuss what's outside the Ark?

I think not.

I think so. If its arguably relevant to you idea.
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Youre right about this though: Whats to discuss? A miraculous room that sucks up space and mass. Well, OK.
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But why not instead propose that all the animals just shrunk down to the size of ants?
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[AV1611VET]

But why not instead propose that all the animals just shrunk down to the size of ants?

What? and sound like a kook!?

Perish the thought!

 

[Eight Foot Manchild]

I think so. If its arguably relevant to you idea.
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Youre right about this though: Whats to discuss? A miraculous room that sucks up space and mass. Well, OK.
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But why not instead propose that all the animals just shrunk down to the size of ants?
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Or that pixies did it with magic.

Or any number of other imaginary scenarios, all of which have the exact same explanatory power as a TARDIS - which is to say, none whatsoever.

 

[AV1611VET]

Or that pixies did it with magic.

What's wrong?

Can't humans do it with magic?

Chriss Angel can walk on water with his magic.

You have to invoke pixies to make your point, do you?

 

[dlamberth]

What? and sound like a kook!?

Perish the thought!

I like the idea of a TARDIS kind of Ark. That's more science fictioney. And I like science fiction.

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[Eight Foot Manchild]

What's wrong?

Can't humans do it with magic?

You have to invoke pixies to make your point, do you?

No, I don't. That's the point. Any imaginary scenario you can offer up is functionally equivalent in its uselessness.

 

[AV1611VET]

I like the idea of a TARDIS kind of Ark. That's more science fictioney. And I like science fiction.

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You may use it to your heart's content.

There's no copyright on my TARDIS Ark.

(None on the KJB, either! )

 

[durangodawood]

Is TARDIS considered biblical?
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[AV1611VET]

Is TARDIS considered biblical?

Revelation 6:9 And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:

 

[Sasquatchit]

Revelation 6:9 And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:

"The Bible says it....that settles it!"

 

[CabVet]

Revelation 6:9 And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:

Three unrelated verses in one day? Trying to break a record?

 

[RedRover]

Trying to break a record?

I think the only record he is trying to break is your Barry Manilow record.

 

[durangodawood]

Revelation 6:9 And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:

What is the volume of a soul?
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[AV1611VET]

What is the volume of a soul?
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It doesn't matter what the volume of a soul is, if we are talking about a TARDIS booth.

 

[Lucy Stulz]

Let's put an end to all this yapping about Noah's Ark once and for all, shall we?

I submit that Noah's Ark was a horizontal TARDIS booth,* which held thousands, if not millions of animals and provender.

What say you?

And for the record, I'm dead-serious about discussing this as I'm submitting it here.

I want to see an end to this bologna about the Ark not being able to house all the animals and food and whatnot, once and for all.

For the sake of this thread, I'm willing to accept what scientists say about the number of species in existence in B.C. 2348.

* A TARDIS booth is a booth or room or whatever, where the inside is larger than the outside. Sort of a gateway to another dimension in space.

This seems like super-fun way to make the Ark story "work". Only a couple additional problems:

1. Now that we have an almost unlimited space INSIDE the ark despite it's OUTSIDE dimensions we have the problem of 8 people feeding and caring for all these animals.

2. It will take time to walk from point A to point B in the "Tardi-Ark" and feed all those animals

3. It will take a herculean effort to do so as well.

So on top of Tardi-Ark's internal space issue being dealt with via magic/sci-fi shall we gild the lilly and make Noah's family supermen capable of flying down the aisles like the Flash and feeding all the animals with minimal effort on their part?

Generally this is becoming a VERY interesting story! I can't believe that God left out all these REALLY COOL parts when he wrote it!

Whose YOUR favorite Biblical Patriarch?

 

[AV1611VET]

1. Now that we have an almost unlimited space INSIDE the ark despite it's OUTSIDE dimensions we have the problem of 8 people feeding and caring for all these animals.

I have explained many times before how the feeding of the animals aboard the Ark could have happened, using the widow of Zarephath story as my source.

That is not the topic of this thread, however.

 

[Lucy Stulz]

Tardi-ark