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No, I'm not kidding.
Now, now. I know that at this very moment you are having trouble deciding whether this will result in a "so bad it's good" film or a "so bad it just might melt your face off with its awfulness" film. Well, I have a third choice: it just might be awesome.
And here's how: if it were to contain ALL of the following classic Nicolas Cage lines, in the order listed, at dramatically appropriate moments.
...Hmmm... I'm not sure whether these got less or more appropriate as they went on.
Anyway! Suggest your own Nic Cage lines that might improve the impending - indeed, looming script of Left Behind: Ham Force Reloaded. (Which isn't the actual title but it should be.)
Now, now. I know that at this very moment you are having trouble deciding whether this will result in a "so bad it's good" film or a "so bad it just might melt your face off with its awfulness" film. Well, I have a third choice: it just might be awesome.
And here's how: if it were to contain ALL of the following classic Nicolas Cage lines, in the order listed, at dramatically appropriate moments.
Isn't this religious, ah yes. The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinners... but you are still not having fun.
All their souls? A thousand souls to burn. Look into my eyes. Your souls are stained with the blood of the innocent. Feel their pain.
I'll tell you, right now... I'm in love with you. But, be that as it may, i am not here to force my twisted soul into your life.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.
Oh, I see. With all the poor people of this city who wanted only to live and were viciously murdered, you have the nerve to sit here, wanting to die, and not go through with it? You make me sick!
I'm gonna take pleasure in guttin' you, BOY!
Put the BUNNY back in the BOX!
Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
I WANT THAT CAKE!
I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!
OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!
...Hmmm... I'm not sure whether these got less or more appropriate as they went on.
Anyway! Suggest your own Nic Cage lines that might improve the impending - indeed, looming script of Left Behind: Ham Force Reloaded. (Which isn't the actual title but it should be.)