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Newspaper headlines in the year 2035...read it and weep

  • Thread starter Jeremiah the Bullfrog
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.




White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language.



Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.




Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.





Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.




Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.




George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.




Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.



35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.





Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.




Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.



New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.




Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.


IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.




Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.