Most stupid line in a song ever?

[Western Deity]

"My heart's colder than sandwich meat"- Lloyd Banks

"Banks is cooler than the other side of the pillow"- Lloyd Banks

What are the most ridiculous lyrics you've ever heard in a song (and can you top either of those two)?

 

[Ainuhina]

Mc Donalds Mc Donalds Kenntucky fried chicken and the Pizza Hut.. (by DJ Ötzi)

 

[theFijian]

"Chatting up a panda in a park..." - Stephen Malkmus of Pavement (there's plenty more where that came from)

 

[Kehaar]

How about Monty Python?

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Songs/EricTheHalfABee.html

 

[LondonsBurning]

I'm a dealer in the middle
No left or right side sitter
I never make it going solo
But when I'm lying on my pillow
I'm a sugar-fisted pistol shoot a worldwide missile
Stop the train of shame a-coming with a huggle and a kissle
I'm tearing up the track and I ain't never going back
Just wanna change and re-arrange, re-build and stack
So step away and let the train leave town
Don't put out your hand it's gonna run you down
You don't put out your hand to stop a moving train
Boy you'll get run down -- Squad Five - 0

 

[Breetai]

Listen to some Frank Zappa, or some Gwar, for stupid lines.

 

[DJ_Ghost]

Mc Donalds Mc Donalds Kenntucky fried chicken and the Pizza Hut.. (by DJ Ötzi)

Actualy it was by "The Fast Food Rockers".

Its certainly the daftest one so far.

Ghost

 

[Ainuhina]

Actualy it was by "The Fast Food Rockers".

Its certainly the daftest one so far.

Ghost

I didn´t know that - but DJ Ötzi used many songs written by others.

 

[theFijian]

More from Stephen Malkmus:

Jo Jo's Jacket
I'm not what you think I am
I'm the king of Siam
I've got a bald head
My name is Yul Brynner
And I am a famous movie star
Perhaps you saw me in Westworld
I acted like a robotic cowboy
It was my best role
I can not deny I
Felt right home deep inside
That electronic carcass

Not stupid, just silly!

 

[DJ_Ghost]

I didn´t know that - but DJ Ötzi used many songs written by others.

You are fortunate indeed. They made almost weekly appearances on our screens in the UK when they first released it. a three piece of annoyingly up beat and cheerful children's TV presenter types in PVC “fast food” uniforms. Ick. It was like watching a transgendered Rod Jane and Freddy on 300 Prozac a day.

Ghost

 

[Links234]

The "McDonald's" thing is from a children's song.

Worst line ever? From "Dragostea din tei," by O-Zone...

The image of you face
And the love of the linden tree
Remind me of your eyes

The song is in Romanian, so here's the actual line:


Chipultau si dragostea din tei
Imi amintesc de ochii tai

Dubya tee eff, mate?

 

[nadroj1985]

Captain Beefheart is the best for silly lyrics.

"A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?"
- from "Pachuco Cadaver"

 

[phoenix_kid82]

We had this cool hippie principal at my primary school. He use to get us to sing these weird songs. This one sounds a bit Monty Python-ish, i haven't been able to find it anywhere. Perhaps he made it up?

________________________

Be kind to a web-footed friend

It may be somebody's mother

It lives in a place called a swomp omp omp

Where the weather is cold and domp to rhyme with swomp

You may think this the end of my song

Well it's not cos it goes on for ever

It lives in a place called a swomp omp omp

Where the weather is cold and domp to rhyme with swomp

You may think this the end of my song

Well it is

 

[Mr.Pious]

Du Hast mich

 

[HotRhymez]

"My heart's colder than sandwich meat"- Lloyd Banks

"Banks is cooler than the other side of the pillow"- Lloyd Banks

What are the most ridiculous lyrics you've ever heard in a song (and can you top either of those two)?

How DARE you insult the mighty Lloyd Banks! G-Unit is gonna get you, foo`.

 

[nadroj1985]

How DARE you insult the mighty Lloyd Banks! G-Unit is gonna get you, foo`.

Umm... did you read the quotes?

 

[theFijian]

How DARE you insult the mighty Lloyd Banks! G-Unit is gonna get you, foo`.

Gosh you dissed his homey! Beware young man!

 

[blackwasp]

I like some Puddle of Mudd songs, but they have to be one of the worst lyrical bands of all time. Here's an excerpt from "She Hates Me":

She was queen for about an hour
after that s*** got sour
she took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no

The song "I Feel So" by Boxcar Racer receives honorable mention. Both very bad songs, but I don't know if they can beat the Lloyd Banks lines.

 

[Links234]

Boxcar Racer receives honorable mention. Both very bad songs, but I don't know if they can beat the Lloyd Banks lines.

Easily beatable. Did you SEE the lyrics I posted?

 

[nadroj1985]

Oooo I've got a good (or bad, rather) one.

"And when I touch you I feel happy inside
It's such a feeling that my love, I can't hide"