Most stupid line in a song ever?

[Links234]

the most stupid thing i've ever heard is when rappers say "fer shizzle ma' nizzle" it makes me laugh sooooooo hard... the funny thing is they're serious when they say that. it's even worse hearing your friends say it though...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fo'+shizzle+my+nizzle

I like the first entry.

 

[Roo6339]

4. fo' shizzle my nizzle

A modernized and extended version of the infamous Shakespearean Hamlet line, "To be ... or not to be?"


ahahhahahaha that site was awesome!

 

[Qyöt27]

The image of the Vietnamese noodle house was awesome.

 

[theFijian]

Proof that rap doesn't have to be self aggrandising, but can have a sense of humour and the protagonist doesn't take themself too seriously.

Roots Manuva - Witness (One Hope)
Taskmaster burst the bionic zit-splitter
Breakneck speed we drown ten pints of bitter
We lean all day and some say that ain't productive
That depend upon the demons that you're stuck with
Cause right now, I see clearer than most
I sit here contending with this cheese on toast

The video for that song is brilliant too, it's very funny. I have it in quicktime format if anyone wants to see it.

 

[DJ_Ghost]

"When you were at school, you were a honey, the boys all loved you, you loved their money, The boys would stare, you‘d cross your legs, and then you‘d toss your hair Away."*

A way. The Bolshoi

Ghost


* Stricktly speaking its ."..and then you would toss your hair" (full stop, return,) "A Way" but thats not how its sung. I swear I can't keep a strait face.

 

[Qyöt27]

"When you were at school, you were a honey, the boys all loved you, you loved their money, The boys would stare, you‘d cross your legs, and then you‘d toss your hair Away."*

A way. The Bolshoi

Ghost


* Stricktly speaking its ."..and then you would toss your hair" (full stop, return,) "A Way" but thats not how its sung. I swear I can't keep a strait face.

I actually just got that song a couple days ago.

 

[Writing4Jesus]

"You gave me the kiss
it was something like this
and made me go 'oh oh'"
-Avril Lavene

^ What is that? lol! I'mean c'mon, thatsd just horrible! lol

 

[DJ_Ghost]

I actually just got that song a couple days ago.

Cool.

It is a very good song, its just that line which cracks me up every time. I do like the Bolshoi, but there stuff is very hard to come by.

Ghost

 

[NINGirl]

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't

I'm afraid of Americans

Johnny's in America
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

Johnny wants a brain
Johnny wants to suck on a Coke < The way he says that line is absolutely hillarious sounding.
Johnny wants a woman
Johnny wants to think of a joke

- David Bowie "I'm Afraid Of Americans"

 

[MissRowboat]

E-Mail My Heart by Britney

E-mail my heart
and say our love will never die (and I)
I know you're out there
and I know that you still care (I know you care)
e-mail me back and say our love will stay alive
Forever...e-mail my heart

The whole song is pretty stupid, but..Yea.

And one more..Beep Beep by Innosense

Oh boy don't keep me waitin'
I don't need no complicatin'
It's plain for all to see
It's clear as it could be
If you know what you like, like what you see
You got my number
Oh you can beep me, baby, come on now
Beep me, come on baby, beep me now

In the song, it's supposed to be about the guy calling her..But..It just doesn't seem like that to me. I say that's innuendo

 

[Links234]

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't

I'm afraid of Americans

Johnny's in America
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

Johnny wants a brain
Johnny wants to suck on a Coke < The way he says that line is absolutely hillarious sounding.
Johnny wants a woman
Johnny wants to think of a joke

- David Bowie "I'm Afraid Of Americans"

Oh come on! I love that song!

I have a live bootleg of him doing it with Reznor, as well as the same for "Hurt."

 

[NINGirl]

Oh come on! I love that song!

I have a live bootleg of him doing it with Reznor, as well as the same for "Hurt."

Heh. I too love the song. I just find the lyrics odd (and not necessarily in a bad way). I also have a live bootleg of that sort.

 

[Links234]

Ahh, okay. I saw your name, and was gonna offer it to you.

Hey, check out the song I have uploaded now...

 

[wgjones3]

My milkshake brings the boys to the yard"

You stole my answer.

Second choice...


That whole "Dip it low" song...

 

[Western Deity]

Christina Milian is beautiful .

 

[blackwasp]

E-Mail My Heart by Britney

E-mail my heart
and say our love will never die (and I)
I know you're out there
and I know that you still care (I know you care)
e-mail me back and say our love will stay alive
Forever...e-mail my heart

Oh man...this gets my vote!

 

[DJ B.K.]

Christina Milian is beautiful .

You got that right!

 

[Jadis40]

Hmm, the only one I can think of is that one song by Barenaked Ladies (dumb name for a band too...but I digress) would be that one where they say something about under there, and the next line is I made you say under where?

 

[Judge158]

Hmm, the only one I can think of is that one song by Barenaked Ladies (dumb name for a band too...but I digress) would be that one where they say something about under there, and the next line is I made you say under where?

ooohhh...thats a great song! lol

 

[twosteppin]

"... sweet like a chica cherry cola"

"yeah...yeah"
(that Usher song that says "yeah" over and over again)