Most stupid line in a song ever?

[DJ B.K.]

How DARE you insult the mighty Lloyd Banks! G-Unit is gonna get you, foo`.

Uh...I hope you aren't being serious!

 

[Roo6339]

the most stupid thing i've ever heard is when rappers say "fer shizzle ma' nizzle" it makes me laugh sooooooo hard... the funny thing is they're serious when they say that. it's even worse hearing your friends say it though...

 

[DJ B.K.]

the most stupid thing i've ever heard is when rappers say "fer shizzle ma' nizzle" it makes me laugh sooooooo hard... the funny thing is they're serious when they say that. it's even worse hearing your friends say it though...

You just don't understand Snoop Dogg language.

 

[HotRhymez]

Great..this thread went from zero to "LETS ALL HATE ON RAP MUSIC" in less than 2.3 seconds...god i hate it when people do that.

 

[DJ B.K.]

Great..this thread went from zero to "LETS ALL HATE ON RAP MUSIC" in less than 2.3 seconds...god i hate it when people do that.

Not all the bad lyrics are rap lyrics. You're the one that said how dare we this Lyodd Banks.

 

[phoenix_kid82]

I love rap music. But what does "fer shizzle ma' nizzle" mean?

I'm not just sayin this either, but Slim Shady's one of my favourites. In fact, D12 are performing in Sydney 2nite.

 

[Roo6339]

i don't have a problem with rap by the way, i listen to a fair share... but that one line just sounds so ridiculous to me... i don't think i want to learn snoop dogg language... what i've heard from him i can't stand anyway...

 

[HotRhymez]

Not all the bad lyrics are rap lyrics. You're the one that said how dare we this Lyodd Banks.

Ok I don't know who "Lyodd" Banks is but I I said that cuz sometimes i get offended whenever people on here diss rap music.....those Lloyd Banks quotes were not stupid at all and I'm a G-Unit fan so thats why I said that, lol.

 

[Roo6339]

Ok I don't know who "Lyodd" Banks is but I I said that cuz sometimes i get offended whenever people on here diss rap music.....those Lloyd Banks quotes were not stupid at all and I'm a G-Unit fan so thats why I said that, lol.

maybe you shouldn't get offended... not everyone's gonna like rap music, and if they diss it, just ignore it. a lot of people diss rock and metal, but i could not care less... that's their problem...

 

[DJ B.K.]

Ok I don't know who "Lyodd" Banks is but I I said that cuz sometimes i get offended whenever people on here diss rap music.....those Lloyd Banks quotes were not stupid at all and I'm a G-Unit fan so thats why I said that, lol.

Sorry for me not typing perfectly but that person is not the only onw who agree that Lloyd Banks lines are riduclous. I guess they're evenly stpid along with a lot of other mainstream rap lyrics. Not saying all the stuff I listen to has excellent writing but some of the stuff I hear mainstream rappers say is ridiculous. I'll listen to my underground rap any day.

 

[Qyöt27]

I can't believe anyone hasn't said this yet:

"Oh Mickey, you're so fine
you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey"

 

[phoenix_kid82]

I can't believe anyone hasn't said this yet:

"Oh Mickey, you're so fine
you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey"

Oh my goodness!! Amen in agreement!

 

[NINGirl]

Bold = Sung in Girly Tone

Hello, my name is Johnny
Well hello my name is Johnny
I would like to explain myself
And I would like to complain in vain

Sweet little boy
JOHNNY!
Sweet Little Boy
JOHNNY!
Let me show you the way to my
Let me show you the way to my
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain your mind

'ello my name is Roger
Well hello my name is Roger
I would like to proclaim myself
A god
And likely ordain myself

Sweet little boy
ROGER!
Sweet little boy
ROGER!

- System Of A Down "Johnny"

 

[blackwasp]

"And when I touch you I feel happy inside
It's such a feeling that my love, I can't hide"

Hmm...can't really defend that. What were the Beatles thinking?

Easily beatable. Did you SEE the lyrics I posted?

Well, those were pretty bad, but I think it is even funnier when a mainstream song has such bad lyrics and it manages to "move" so many people.

Quoting Boxcar Racer:

Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could give
I wish I could change the world
For you and me

Great..this thread went from zero to "LETS ALL HATE ON RAP MUSIC" in less than 2.3 seconds...god i hate it when people do that.

Here's my favorite (or least favorite I should say) excerpt from Eminem in "Just Lose It":

Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls
Tall girls, small girls, I'm callin' all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance or butt squeezin'
It's the season, just go (ah ah ah ah)
It's so appeasin'.

 

[Western Deity]

Great..this thread went from zero to "LETS ALL HATE ON RAP MUSIC" in less than 2.3 seconds...god i hate it when people do that.

I like rap, and I can find you plenty of sick punches, but if you're going to pretend that "My hearts colder than sandwich (sp?) meat" is a good line then you have no idea.

More bad lines:

"You couldn't see sex with a condom on your eye"

"Last time you had a fan it was spinning on the ceiling"

^ Both Jin

"This dude's girl is named 'Butterface'...
'cos everything look good... but 'er face"
* groan* - Shellz

"That's 30 seconds, 29 and you is a bird
and he though 'iceberg' meant... holdup"
- Shellz, again.

 

[nadroj1985]

^ I think the reason I find many rap lines so bad is the fact that every other one is some cocky guy saying how great he is or how bad someone else is. For one, I can't stand listening to someone brag all the time in any situation; it wouldn't matter if they were the best musician ever born. But when they're really not even that good, they just look silly.

 

[Western Deity]

^ I don't mind somebody bragging if they do it right. But when Banks says "I'm cooler than the other side of the pillow" and Budden makes a diss track in response opening with "I'll put the purple in the air like soul plane" you know mainstream rap is in a sad state (ie. 8 mile kiddies).

 

[ps139]

Ok you all need to listen to some Dr. Octagon. He has some good beats ... but the lyrics... well I just laugh out loud when I listen to his songs!!!

Let me show you somethin (2X)

Dr. Octagon, paramedic fetus of the East
Priest of the church of the Operating Room
with the strike support, scalpels since the holocaust
I do indeed in greed, explore meet the patients
Back to brooms with the nurse with the voodoo curse
Holding up office lights, standing at huge heights
Back and forth, left wing swing to North
East and South with blood pouring down your mouth
I come prepared with the white suit and stethascope
Listen to your heartbeat, delete beep beep BEEP
Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap
Look at the land...

Here is a little interlude called "Moosebumps" from the same CD, spoken over the background of Pachelbel's Canon in D.

Hello, this is the offices of Dr. Octagon.
If you have insurance or medical problems, I'm here for you
for any type of intestine surgery, rectal rebuilding, relocated
saliva glands... and chimpanzee acne! And of course moose bumps.
You can call 1-800PP51-DooDoo.
I'm in your corner.

 

[Western Deity]

"Listen to your heartbeat, delete beep beep BEEP
Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap...."

LOL. That's evil. His heart must be colder than sandwich meat (I still can't get over that).

 

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"

"My milkshake brings the boys to the yard"



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