(mike): HEH, THIs Is AMuSINg
(mike): I Got a WiNAMP pLUgiN THAt BLInKS THE KEYboARD ledS tO THE MUSIc
(mike): BUT IT acTUALLY turNs THe CAPsLOcK On AND oFF iNSTEad OF JuST the LIGHt
<Powerslave> haha love this ticket pushed to me from our help desk:* "modem making squeeking sound when connecting, needs replaced"
<BadDoggie> Wasted: quit typing the top 100
<Mitzii> why, your monitor running out of ink or something???
<[HZ]Mitlancer> he died having sex to my grandma, he is 93 years old and was getting his thing on
<[HZ]Mitlancer> anyways my grandma said "We were doing it on sunday morning, it was sunday cause he could use the church bells to pace himself"
<[HZ]Mitlancer> i think he would be alive today if an icecream van didnt go past
<pq> i had the funniest complaint from a client this morning
<pq> <client> when i turn on that machine it tells me my hymen is missing
<pq> <me> do u mean HIMEM.SYS?
<pq> <client> Yes, thats the one!
<Dracon> I saw a mormon crash his bike into a power pole
<Dracon> I walked past and said "Not even God saw that one coming... well done tiger!"
<SpitZ> Sally mr. pls,2wedding
<SpitZ> What's that supposed to mean?
<crazhee> i think it read as "Sally mist'er period. please comma to wedding"
[quit:#] moodlet (Connection reset by peer)
<moodlet> thou shalt not unplug the hub to plug in one's hairdryer
<+Starvin`Marvin> over here in my country , im a real sex object
<+Starvin`Marvin> whenever i ask girls for sex ... they object
<Insomniak> I had just got back from a school camping trip
<Insomniak> and I had a school tent being kept in a black garbage bag
<Insomniak> i had to return it that morning
<Insomniak> i was running late
<Insomniak> so I pick up a black bag and go to school
<Insomniak> and later in the day, my Outdor Ed teacher comes up to me
<Insomniak> "do you know what was in that bag you brought me?"
<Insomniak> me: "uh, a tent?"
<Insomniak> "no"
<Insomniak> "soiled diapers"
<Insomniak> i had brought the wrong bag
<distopia> whats the word for that ringing in your ears?
<distopia> begins with T
<overh3at> The Wife
[ Skip ] my mum told me she deleted "that program that you have obscene conversations on"
[ Skip ] i came on and irc was still here
[ Skip ] yet my winamp is gone :S
[Luke]: I must say my mum is bad when it comes to security. Norton says her download is a virus, so she disables norton and runs the exe.
themack: just played the saxophone for 15 minutes and my lips are already sore
ScooterX: themack: Try playing it from the small end next time!
KitterLittie> Man, this sucks
KitterLittie> I just sat down to poo, but before I even sit down I hear this big *KERSPLOOOSH!*
KitterLittie> So I'm all freaked out, wondering how that happened, I jump and turn around...
KitterLittie> Turns out that I forgot I had the TV remote in my back pocket before I took my pants down
<DetectiveThorn> I don't know if I want to buy this laptop on ebay.* It was "REARELY USED."
<lerpiedood> lmao
(mike): I Got a WiNAMP pLUgiN THAt BLInKS THE KEYboARD ledS tO THE MUSIc
(mike): BUT IT acTUALLY turNs THe CAPsLOcK On AND oFF iNSTEad OF JuST the LIGHt
<Powerslave> haha love this ticket pushed to me from our help desk:* "modem making squeeking sound when connecting, needs replaced"
<BadDoggie> Wasted: quit typing the top 100
<Mitzii> why, your monitor running out of ink or something???
<[HZ]Mitlancer> he died having sex to my grandma, he is 93 years old and was getting his thing on
<[HZ]Mitlancer> anyways my grandma said "We were doing it on sunday morning, it was sunday cause he could use the church bells to pace himself"
<[HZ]Mitlancer> i think he would be alive today if an icecream van didnt go past
<pq> i had the funniest complaint from a client this morning
<pq> <client> when i turn on that machine it tells me my hymen is missing
<pq> <me> do u mean HIMEM.SYS?
<pq> <client> Yes, thats the one!
<Dracon> I saw a mormon crash his bike into a power pole
<Dracon> I walked past and said "Not even God saw that one coming... well done tiger!"
<SpitZ> Sally mr. pls,2wedding
<SpitZ> What's that supposed to mean?
<crazhee> i think it read as "Sally mist'er period. please comma to wedding"
[quit:#] moodlet (Connection reset by peer)
<moodlet> thou shalt not unplug the hub to plug in one's hairdryer
<+Starvin`Marvin> over here in my country , im a real sex object
<+Starvin`Marvin> whenever i ask girls for sex ... they object
<Insomniak> I had just got back from a school camping trip
<Insomniak> and I had a school tent being kept in a black garbage bag
<Insomniak> i had to return it that morning
<Insomniak> i was running late
<Insomniak> so I pick up a black bag and go to school
<Insomniak> and later in the day, my Outdor Ed teacher comes up to me
<Insomniak> "do you know what was in that bag you brought me?"
<Insomniak> me: "uh, a tent?"
<Insomniak> "no"
<Insomniak> "soiled diapers"
<Insomniak> i had brought the wrong bag
<distopia> whats the word for that ringing in your ears?
<distopia> begins with T
<overh3at> The Wife
[ Skip ] my mum told me she deleted "that program that you have obscene conversations on"
[ Skip ] i came on and irc was still here
[ Skip ] yet my winamp is gone :S
[Luke]: I must say my mum is bad when it comes to security. Norton says her download is a virus, so she disables norton and runs the exe.
themack: just played the saxophone for 15 minutes and my lips are already sore
ScooterX: themack: Try playing it from the small end next time!
KitterLittie> Man, this sucks
KitterLittie> I just sat down to poo, but before I even sit down I hear this big *KERSPLOOOSH!*
KitterLittie> So I'm all freaked out, wondering how that happened, I jump and turn around...
KitterLittie> Turns out that I forgot I had the TV remote in my back pocket before I took my pants down
<DetectiveThorn> I don't know if I want to buy this laptop on ebay.* It was "REARELY USED."
<lerpiedood> lmao
