We are not laughing at the Bible or God perhaps you are confusing yourself in your delusion. We are laughing at the idea that there are men in the moon.
Well, there is no need to accept that, I don't know, I simply look at biblical indications. As mentioned, Jesus went UP somewhere. Where we don't know. How do we rule out the moon? Because He is not on the surface? How about spirits under the earth? Is that a belly burster as well? Personal incredulity doesn't cut it.
Who said I don't believe in God. It only the bungling capricious God of the Old Testament Biblical literalitsts I don't believe in.
Well, this could be interesting, I consider you like
Mr. worldly wise man, in the book Pilgrim's Progress. Someone that seems wise in the ways and knowledge of the world, yet who always seem to play the devil's advocate. Always seems to be on the side of doubt, and against the bible as any sort of true book, etc.
Tell us about your faith. Are you a Christian? A Jew? or....???
Your interpretation the the Bible is not God and it is wrong. End of story.
So, let me get this right, every thing I ever thought the bible meant, about any area, is all wrong?
1 Samuel 15:3 (King James Version)
This is what the Lord says: Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass
Some love, whooosh indeed.
See what I mean? There you go again. God, in the wild and woolly violent past, needed His people to destroy some wicked people. So wicked, apparently, that their kids could not even be spared. Do you consider that God did this in love for man, like cutting out a cancer, so all the body does not die? No. Do you consider that they were so possessed, and maybe practiced bestiality etc, that the animals could not be spared? Or maybe there was serious disease in them as a result of some other wickedness? No, you try to point the finger at God.
Genesis 6:6 And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
If he hadn't "messed" why did he repent what he did. I think you are the one who is confused.
Man is still here, and always will be!!! How messed is that!? The great gift of real freedom of will, and choice that we exercised so far the wrong way, we had to be stopped did grieve Him, but He always wins in the end.